CAN SOMEBODY HELP MIKE???

The Former Heavyweight Champion of the WORLDDD... is in the news again. Or shall we say Lunchin' again. This time for running his Late Model Escalade into the visitor’s gate of a private community in Las Vegas on Thanksgiving morning.. He went to the visitor’s gate, but instead of driving through the gate when it opened, he veered off and hit the closed resident’s gate,” Aftedr which the dude backed up and ripped the gate down. The the local Rent-a-cops was called, and Tyson got a ticket.” After which, Las Vegas Po Po's were called to investigate and gave him a breathalyzer test, which he passed. Poor Mike if it wasn't for Buster Douglas and his extreme appetite for ears where would he be amongst the greats????

P.S. THAT NUKKA LOOKS CRAZY!!!!!!!