I Got Five On It

Republicans and some other critics are hating on President Obama for giving dap to Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, saying Obama is bolstering the "enemies of America.” Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich is the top hater says that it shows Obamas weakness to the world and they will start pushing ahead.

*clears throat* Hey Newt...STFU!!! You and most of the damn Republicans that have been running this country for the last 8 years have done enough to alienate the rest of the world. Its about time somebody tried to make some peace in the world instead of trying to bully everyone. Everyone knows the USA is the baddestmosttalented country in the world and we will f*ck you up if you cross us. But at the same time its time to mend some fences and gain some allies so STFU and go sit your dumbazz down and let "my president(is black)" run this shyt.

*steps down from soapbox*...*in my Iverson voice*..."We talkin bout a handshake...a handshake"

The Obama Show

Last night, President Barack Obama became the first sitting chief executive to appear on The Tonight Show. He has been faced by some criticism for actually going on the show due to the economic crisis were in but I think it was a good opportunity for him to talk to the American people. However he did make a tastely joke comparing his bowling game to the Special Olympics. He immediately issued an apology for being politically incorrect.

I'M A ROCKSTAR BABY!!!!!!

Shaking hands, signing autographs, etc. etc, etc... Man I am proud to be an American who supports a President that has his plan in order.. DLR support you 100%..

Cover Boy Obama

President Obama graces the cover of the new Men's Journal. The title is called Jock in Chief. (no homo) Is there a magazine that he hasnt been on the cover of?

Introducing the Barackberry

Despite security concerns, President Obama will continue to use a new enhanced blackberry. Presidential emails are considered to be public records, Gibbs said, and thus subject to disclosure after the president leaves office. Neither George W. Bush nor Bill Clinton used email during their presidencies.

Dis Bama Here

Let it be known that Obama's first act as President was to correct Chief Justice John Roberts who managed somehow to f*ck up the 35-word oath of office, misplacing the word faithfully, as in "faithfully execute the office of President ..." Roberts then mangled it a second time, Obama raised an eyebrow, and Roberts moved on. WTF?!!!

HELLO MR. PRESIDENT

It's official, President Barack H. Obama. Stepping into history, Barack Hussein Obama grasped the reins of power as America's first black president on Tuesday, saying the nation must choose "hope over fear, unity of purpose over conflict and discord" to overcome the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression.