Final Reminder: Only 2 days left for Tax returns

The mad scramble is on. Only 2 more days (April 15) to get your taxes to Uncle Sam. Post offices around the country will be busy as hell, so stop bull shyting and get those taxes done!

DLR REMINDER: Get Those Taxes Filed!

Do you know where your taxes are? Well DLR is here to remind you that your state and federal taxes are due April 17,about three weeks from now. We know some of you need a little push to get things going, so go get that tax shyt done now!

(Prosecuting) Bytches Set Me Up!!!

Federal prosecutors today asked a federal judge to send D.C. Council member Marion Barry (D-Ward 8) to jail for not filing his most recent tax returns.

Prosecutors alleged that Barry, by not filing his 2007 federal and D.C. tax returns, had violated the terms of his probation for previous tax offenses. Barry, 72, who pleaded guilty in 2005 to not filing tax returns from 1999 through 2004, has not filed such documents for eight of the last nine years, prosecutors said.

"The defendant's conduct regarding tax year 2007 is indefensible," wrote Assistant U.S. Attorney Tom Zeno in a motion filed in U.S. District Court this afternoon. "It is not acceptable for any citizen to shirk a basic civil duty, let alone a former mayor and current city councilman who has been responsible in the past and continues to be responsible for spending public funds collected from District of Columbia taxpayers."