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BREAKING NEWS Terrell Owens has been released from the Dallas Cowgirls. So long chump. LOL

The T.O. Show

My man T.O. (atleast until we cut him) of the 5-Time Super Bowl Champion Dallas Cowboys (go Cardinals) has been given his own reality show. The Terrell Owens Project is set to premiere in the summer of 2009 on VH1. (note to T.O.-Don't be crying or doing no nelsonish stuff on the show...can't be defending your azz and yall can't even make the damn playoffs)

"The series follows one of the NFL's biggest and most outspoken stars, wide receiver for the Dallas Cowboys, Terrell "T.O." Owens. In the series, T.O. will be shadowed in the off-season by his best friends and publicists Monique Jackson and Kita Williams as they battle the two sides of his large personality. Viewers will discover that behind all the braggadocio, emotional histrionics, and sculpted physique that is the outspoken media magnet known to the world as "T.O." -- there is also a quiet, sensitive, mild-mannered guy from Alexander City, Alabama...that's Terrell." (smdh @ sensitive)

Diehard Cowboy Fans

Cowboy Hall of Famer Michael Irvin was almost jacked last night...

Seems Michael was minding his own business at a stop light on Marsh Lane near the Bush Turnpike at 9:30 p.m. when someone in the car next to him rolled down a window and pointed a semiautomatic at him. Michael thinks he was about to be robbed when the man with the gun recognized him.

Next thing you know they were chatting about the Cowboys.

"So we started talking about the Cowboys and everything," said Michael, who pointed out he was scared. "Then they got back on the highway...

"I tell you what, I'm glad he was a Cowboy fan."

The Agony of Defeat

So the Cowboys lost in humiliating fashion to the Philadelphia Eagles yesterday in a win and in game for the playoffs. Dallas Superbowl aspirations are put on hold for another year while they will be forced to answer some tough questions about their QB, head coach and offensive coordinator. Also, the Redskins lost yesterday to the 49ers to end their once promising season at 8-8. They have the same tough questions to answer as the Cowboys. Here are some other noteworthy things that happened in the league as we head into the postseason.

-Jets lost to Miami; Pennington gets his revenge, Jets fire coach, Parcells is a genius and will Brett Favre be back

-Chargers make the playoffs and Denver crash and burn

-Vikings win NFC North with help of resurgent QB Tavaris Jackson; Bears defense crumbles in the hands of the Texans

-Browns fire Crennel

-Lions went 0-16 for the first time in NFL history; needless to say they fired their coach

Since the Cowboys are out the playoffs, I hope that somehow the playoffs would be cancelled so I won't be forced to watch another team hoist the Lombardi trophy this year. Oh the pain! (Jerry please get Jimmy Johnson on the phone now!)

Cowboys Lose Last Game, and Perhaps Playoffs Chances in Texas Stadium Finale.

HOW BOUT THOSE COWBOYS LOSING IN THEIR LAST GAME AT TEXAS STADIUM TO THE BALTIMORE RAVENS!?"

If your looking for an unbiased opinion on the Dallas Cowgirls then SORRY FOR YA, LOL! Man it was sweet sweet nectar as a Baltimore Ravens fan to watch my team go into that poor excuse of a stadium, with all those so-called Dallas Cowboys legends in attendance and deliver them a final loss. The Baltimore Ravens defense did not play good at all in that 4th quarter, but luckily for them the Dallas Cowboys defense also let down on huge TD runs by Willis McGahee and Leron McClain to seal the win for the Ravens, and perhaps close the slim to none chances of the Cowboys going to the playoffs. Click here for story and box score of the game from yahoo sports.

T.O. dont cry.... I had my popcorn and cold beer ready.

Secret Lovers!

Boy o boy, first Jerry Jones calls Marion Barber "soft" for not playing against the Steelers last week. Now TO is disgruntled because Tony Homo and Jason Kitten have been secretly forming plays for the two without TO being involved. (SMH). There are reports that TO is even mad because Witten is the leading receiver for the cowgirls. They say he is even trying to get Roy Williams and Sam Hurd on his side against the QB. Check out this Ed Warder report on espn.com.

Does anybody remember all that pre-season Superbowl hype?

Cowboys Experience Heartache; Redskins Have No Heart

The Dallas Cowboys were on the verge of an impressive December road victory against the #1 defense in the league and then the ghost of Tony Romo's past showed up. With 2 minutes left in the game and the Cowboys trying to march down the field to win the game that they dominated on both sides of the field until the 4th quarter, Romo threw his 3rd interception of the game and it went for 6 pts the other way. WTF? Although the Cowboys lost the game, they still moved into the final NFC playoff spot with 3 weeks to go because the Falcons lost a division game. So while the Cowboys are surely upset by the loss atleast they still have hope with 3 games remaining...the Redskins...not so much. The only comment I have about this game is why does Clinton Portis always cry hurt during important games they are losing and have to win. I think Portis is a good back but in times like this you have to question that mans heart. Looks like another late season collapse. (lets hope the Cowboys don't match that tradition...theirs actually might be worst)

In related news, Chris Samuels is out for the season. He suffered a 50-percent tear of his triceps and will undergo surgery. When it rains, it pours.

Pac Is Back

Pacman Jones will play this week for the Dallas Cowboys. He will be returning punts and will be used as the the 3rd cornerback. This is his last chance. If he messes up off the field one more time his azz is banished from the NFL foe liffffeeee. Will this very talented knucklehead live up to his expectations or will he become a footnote along with Lawrence Phillips, Quincy Carter and the likes? Only time will tell.

HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS?!!!!

T.O. with 213 receiving yards. San Fagcisco 69ers bite the dust, everyone's happy and the mission continues.

WILL THIS BE ENOUGH????

Roger Goodell has reinstated Adam "Pac Man" Jones. Is he really that good? Yes... Can he play on this level? Without a doubt.. Or is it just the money that he is really having problems with letting go? Maybe... Either way he is back to try again but man this dude has had more chances than somebody on death row.. Read more here...

Pac Back?

Looks like Pacman is out of rehab. (smdh) Its been determined he has no damn alcohol issues just an extreme case of knuckleheadness. Whether he returns to the Cowboys is another story. Here's what Goodell told the NFL network on Tuesday.

"Adam has been through a period of time where he's gone through medical evaluations and I will be hearing from those personnel later this week," Goodell said on an interview on the NFL Network on Tuesday. "And we'll be making a decision some time in the in the coming days with respect to his status."

Translation: Dis dumb azz nukka better hope the doctors don't give me a reason to ban him for life.

The Barbarian Comes To Washington

And runs through Raljon, Md and proceeds to put a foot up in the azz of the Porkskins.

HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS??!!!

P.S. We Back!!!

P.S.S. We The Best!!!

We're Backkk!!!

P.S. We the best!!!

GET YOUR POPCORN READY!!!!

The Cowboys vs Redskins is the greatest rivalry in sports and this Sunday night the rest of the world will get to witness this high stakes poker match. This rivalry is long and heated. Click here if you need a quick refresher on how this rivalry started. LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!

Will Portis Play Sunday?

The five-time Super Bowl Champion Dallas Cowboys roll into Porkskin Stadium Sunday night to face the surprising 6-2 Foreskins for a NFC East matchup. While the Cowboys seem to be getting healthy with the return of Pro Bowl QB Tony Romo, Pro Bowl CB Terrence Newman and rookie sensation Felix Jones all returning from injury, it looks like Clinton Portis may miss the game with a sprained knee. I hope he can atleast start the game so the Cowboys defense will have the honor of putting him out the game. This week will begin the Cowboys run to the Superbowl. HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS?!!!!

Doomsday in Dallas

Looks like another year of hoping to win a Playoff game if they can make it to the playoff. "PLAYOFFS... PLAYOFFS... What are you talking about PLAYOFFS!!! They might not even make the playoffs. How fast the so called mighty can fall. Once projected as Superbowl contenders the Dallas Cowboys are starting to look more like Pretenders. We will see in two weeks when QB, Tony Romo, returns with RB. Felix Jones to play the 6-2 possibly 7-2 or 6-3 Washington Redskins. If the Redskins beat the Cowboys again this year, Washington can say they put the Dallas Cowboys out of the playoffs this year. For more on the agony of Dallas....

Romo No Homo

Looks like Tony Romo will play Sunday against the Rams according to owner Jerry Jones. Romo practiced yesterday and it looks like he will give it a go. I guess the pep talk from Brett Favre and the thought of not being on the field to use his new weapon, Roy Williams, was enough to make him suck it up and play with the broken pinkie. (yes!)

Keep Hope Alive

Romo out 4 weeks, Felix Jones out 2-4 weeks and the best punter in the game, Briar is out for the season and Pacman may be facing a suspension or lifetime ban. Will this gloried and highly decorated organization fall in the face of adversity or rise to the occasion? Only time will tell.

WTF!!! ADAM.. PAC-MAN.. WHATEVER. WTF!!!

Say it ain't so Adam Jones a.k.a Pacman.. Is this the beginning of the end for a great Corner Back in the NFL?? The story reads.. "DEATH, TAXES, and Pacman Jones altercations. Wow!!

TAKE A T.O. BABY... MY GOODNESS!!!!

The media has trying to bash the Dallas Cowboys all week following the lost to the Washington Redskins. After a full week of controversy in Big D. The Dallas Cowboys Press has made it clear. Get off T.O. nuts please.