Showing posts with label Recession. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Recession. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Damn Homey!

Even the world's greatest entertainer is having money trouble. Doug E. Fresh is being sought by about three banks looking to foreclose on his three Harlem homes. They are looking for about $3.5 million total. Looks like Dougie will be beat boxing for spare change at a metro stop near you real soon. On another note, did yall know he was a member of the scientology church? Don't they believe in God being an alien or something like that? He better phone E.T. to see if he can get a loan.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

EntrePoNukka Tip of the Week

Are you feeling the crunch of the recession? If so, check out this Recession Survival Guide for 2009 and remember "A GOAL WITH A PLAN IS MERELY A WISH WITHOUT A HOPE."

Monday, December 1, 2008

The Recession Is Official


Not like we didnt know but the committee of economists responsible for determining the dates of business cycles said today that they met by conference call on Friday, Nov. 28 and "the committee determined that a peak in economic activity occurred in the U.S. economy in December 2007. So basically we are and have been in a recession for a year now. WTF do these nukkas get paid to do? We need to know when the recession is about to start not when we in full swing. All these bamas should be fired and replaced with Young Jeezy. His album dropped months ago and these bamas just telling us today.