Showing posts with label Salma Hayek. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Salma Hayek. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Salma Hayek Gets Married


Its a sad day in DLR. Its a sad day for playas around the world. Salma Hayek is officially off the market. She got married this weekend to some French bamma. He's a selfish bastard...he already has a billion dollars...why does he need those breastsss too?

Friday, July 18, 2008

Great News!!!

Salma Hayek has called off her engagement. *a collective round of applause is heard around the world by men young and old*