Heads or Tail?

Call it in the air...Alicia Keys or Beyonce?

THE ROCK FROM THE ROC!!

Jigga What, Jigga Who.. Jigga you the Nukka. Looks like Mrs. B. is finally sporting the hardware. When Jay Z proposed to Beyonce with an 18-carat flawless diamond ring (est. at $5 million), he also presented her with a imitation version (valued at $5,000) so she can wear it on stage and out in public. Big Pimpin' Spending Cheese!!!

AND ANOTHER ONE!!!

Looks like Mrs. B., is on another magazine. This week it is JET. I wonder if she is also the beauty of the week on page 43?? LOL

Covergirl of the Week

Check out Beyonce on the cover of Giant magazine. Those fishnets would make Morris Day proud.

WTF?????

This is Camel Joe.. sorry Jay-Z and Beyonce last night at the New York Knicks -vs- Cleveland Cavs game. Please tell me what the hell is happening in New York.. The dude sitting behind Jay-Z is all beat the heck up. LOL.. Lebron might want to consider this in 2010..

ALL THE SINGLE LADIES??

Although she's not single, last night Beyonce a.k.a. Sasha Fierce, showed the AMA's/world that she is still the badest chick on the block and Jay-Z still has to be the happiest dude on the planet.

If I Was Jay-Z...

So I'm going through the new songs I (il)legally downloaded to my Ipod the other day and Beyonce's song "If I Was A Boy" comes on. First I'm like how did this non gangsta rap get on my Ipod *stares at screen wondering if anyone will believe me* and I see this stunning picture of Beyonce (1st pic). I've always been a fan but alot of the times she just looks ok. But for some reason this pic just does it for me. And when she was on SNL the other night, all I can say is tivo is one of the greatest inventions known to man. (next to Ipods, the internet and women meat...but I digress)

BEYONCE a.k.a. SASHA FIERCE

Okay WTF!!!! Is going on here people. I mean talk about promoting your new album. I just want sexy not Sasha...

"Bend Her Like A Pretzel..."

Beyonce and/or Jigga must of been listening to ol Alexyss Tylor of Vagina Power before they took this promo pic. (I would sprinkle so much "salt" on that pretzel) And for you that don't know about Alexyss Tylor...click here for videos or read an excerpt of one of her transcripts.

Alexyss Tylor: Some men, they have so much heat and intensity in their penis that you can feel it radiating through their clothes, just to touch the penis, it's on fire, it feels like it's fire underneath the skin. So a lot of women start going crazy, they actually think, cause all penises are not created equal and they don't hold the same level of intensity. So if there's one hot like that and he has the energy, he knows how to work his hips, work his buttocks, and really twist her and bend her like she's a pretzel and give her the gratification she needs, she's going to be hooked and think that that's love, or a deeper root level, she's going to become sexually, mentally, and emotionally attached - although he ain't no good, and this other man she's with, provides for her, takes care of children that ain't even his - that woman will still sneak and get that penis power from him, but what she doesn't realize is, we have to deal with our attachments and separate the love, the orgasm, and the penis. They are separate issues. Cause if we are in a lower level of it, and we hooked on the penis power, and this man won't even buy you some shrimp from Long John Silver's - and what, that plate, what, $2.99?

FINALLY CONVO ABOUT THE MARRIAGE

Now it is really official. Beyonce speaks!! As DLR sheds a tear for the lost..