1. Any feelings we harbor for an ex are eclipsed by the love for our first Playboy.2. We hear only the first half of what you say. It’s a medical condition.
3. There’s no correlation between how happy our sex life is and how much we use the Western grip in private.
4. Sex and the City was a hit with men, too, because we saw it as a wildlife doc on how women behave.
5. Hooters’ wings stop tasting good when we have a daughter. (sorta)
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