Showing posts with label President Barack H. Obama. Show all posts
Showing posts with label President Barack H. Obama. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

DLR'S GRADE ON THE FIRST 100


DLR would like to take some time and say thanks to President Barack H. Obama, who has done an outstanding job under the circumstances. A lot of organizations/haters have tried to make a mockery out of the President and what he stands for, but everytime you turn on the news you can see individuals from all over the world still over joyed at the site cf true "CHANGE"..


So President Obama keep up the good work. DLR and it's readers support you 100%

P.S. Take the day of and "DO THE STINKY LEG.. DO THE STINY LEG... DO THE STINKY LEG!!!!!

P.S.S. Tell Michelle she can also "DO THE BOOTY DO"..

DLR loves ya man (no homo)..

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Now Look


President Obama sought to reassure Americans last night that his administration has made progress in reviving the economy and said his $3.6 trillion budget is "inseparable from this recovery." DLR would have to agree that since President Obama has taken office, the economy has surely moved in the right direction. He said some very powerful things last night the really stood out such as:

1) When he came into office, the US economy was already $1.3 Trillion dollars in the hole.
2) We've been in office now a little over 60 days. "What I am confident about is that we're moving in the right direction."

Asked why he waited several days to publicly express his frustrations after finding out about the AIG bonuses, he calmly said, "It took us a couple of days because I like to know what I'm talking about before I speak." Man I almost feel out of my chair laughing at the dude who asked that question. IDIOT!!! LOL. It was like President Obama walked right up to him and slapped him with the PIMP HAND!!! LOL. I wonder why not one white person ever asked former President George Bush about some of the horrible speeches he has had? These speeches have been opening lines on just about every late night show in America, i.e. Letterman, Leno, Kimmel, etc.

And finally, there was a question asked regarding race. Asked whether race had played a role in public policy discussions during his first months in office, he said the novelty and "justifiable pride" among Americans from his being the first black president had lasted only a day. "Right now, the American people are judging me exactly the way I should be judged," he said, offering as examples his efforts to improve lending, increase jobs, and get the economy working again.

DLR says keep up the great work, President Obama. We support you 100%.

Monday, March 9, 2009

BULLETPROOF SUIT WTF????


When Barack Obama was inaugurated as the 44th President of the United States, nobody wanted to say it, but everyone was thinking it. Speaking in front of thousands, just how safe was the new leader of the most powerful nation on earth? According to sources in the US media, more safe than we realised. Obama was wearing a stylish bulletproof suit, and there is only one company in the world who makes them. Miguel Caballero, the famed Bulletproof Tailor of Bogota, has for years been designing high-end armoured fashionware for the world's paranoid elite. The company has been so secretive about its clients, many believe it is an urban legend. But in fact it exists on an unassuming city street in a low-rise white building in Bogota, Colombia.
The factory of Miguel Caballero has over 100 employees, and a cleverly selected worldwide spokesman in action movie star Steven Seagal.

Monday, March 2, 2009

More Obama Bullshyt!


Amidst all the controversial racist rhetoric related to Obama comes this breaking story. The blueprints for the Presidential helicopter, "Marine One" were found on an IP address in Iran. Yes, the plans and all secrets of Obama's chopper where found on a Peer to Peer network (applications where you can download anything from anybody for free) such as your Limewire or Aries software. A company that monitors these Peer networks said that it came from a defense contractor in Bethesda MD. There are ivestigations looking into this national security breach.
So from this we learn 2 lessons:
1) There seems to be a small portion of the country that will do anything to take our PRESIDENT down
2) When you download Sharware software you are leaving all of your personal information open for the public to consume.

Wake up and smell the coffee people...(well you do get free music, LOL)

Friday, February 27, 2009

BLOOD IN/BLOOD OUT????


A man from President Obama's hometown of Chicago has been arrested for allegedly sending Obama and his staff envelopes containing HIV-infected blood, in the hopes of killing or harming them … In the weeks leading up to Obama's inauguration, Saad Hussein, an Ethiopian refugee in his late 20's, sent an envelope addressed to "Barack Obama" to offices of the Illinois government in Springfield, Ill. The envelope contained a series of unusual items, including a letter with reddish stains and an admission ticket for Obama's election-night celebration in Chicago's Grant Park. Court documents said Hussein, who takes drugs to treat a mental illness, later told FBI agents he is "very sick with HIV" and cut his fingers with a razor so he could bleed on the letter.
Can you say sick Mofo!!!!

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

NY Post Calls Obama A Monkey?

WTF? This is some racist bullshyt right here. It is no explanation they can give that will suffice. We need to go ride on them bamas!!! Don't nobody talk about my President like that! Somebody gots get their wig peeled back!

By Pamela Gentry, Senior Political Analyst
Feb. 18, 2009 – The Rev. Al Sharpton is demanding that The New York Post, which has come under fire in the past for racially tinged cartoons, explain what it meant in its latest controversial offering.

Played prominently on today’s editorial pages, the cartoon depicts two police officers – one with his smoking gun drawn – standing over what appears to be a dead chimpanzee in a pool of blood. One officer says to the other: “Now they’ll have to find someone else to write the next stimulus bill.”

Is begs the question: Are they referring to the dead chimp as the president of the United States?
Without jumping to conclusions I tried to determine what the $787 billion stimulus package signed into law yesterday and the police shooting of a raging mad chimpanzee have in common.
The Rev. Al Sharpton appears to be a bit puzzled as well. “Being that the stimulus bill has been the first legislative victory of President Barack Obama (the first African American president) and has become synonymous with him it is not a reach to wonder whether the Post cartoonist was inferring that a monkey wrote it?”

The Rev. Al Sharpton is demanding that The New York Post, which has come under fire in the past for racially tinged cartoons, explain what it meant in its latest controversial offering.
“On its face, it appears that the Post is not only calling Obama an ape, but a dead ape. “The cartoon in today’s New York Post is troubling at best, given the racist attacks throughout history that have made African-Americans synonymous with monkeys,” Sharpton writes on his National Action Network Web site. “One has to question whether the cartoonist is making a less than casual inference to this form of racism when, in the cartoon, the police say after shooting a chimpanzee, ‘now they will have to find someone else to write the stimulus bill, Sharpton writes.
DLR repeats...WTF?

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

NUKKA WHERE'S MY MONEY??


President Obama declared last night in his first prime-time news conference that the task of saving and creating jobs is more important than cultivating the bipartisan cooperation he promised to bring to Washington, and he pressed his case for the massive economic stimulus plan working its way through Congress.

In other words what is the damn problem with you Republicans, nobody is voting for your seats at this time and half of you won't be back anyway, because your the reason for the damn stimulus bill you Oh-so great Republicans. Hell after Bush, America is just waiting on what little power you weak Republicans have left to be removed so we can move forward with rebuilding the new America. Can't you see we really don't have any other options and nobody will make anymore money until you Republicans sign the damn bill.

SIGN IT SUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Team Obama




President Obama graces the March cover of Vanity Fair and is featured inside the magazine in a portfolio called "Enter Obama," shot by Annie Leibovitz on Inauguration Day in Washington.
There are also photos inside of his team. Click here to see all the photos.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

WHO IS THE MOST FAMOUS LIVING ICON????


Barack Obama is the most famous living person in the history of the world.
I’m not trying to induce a flash back of Ali or MLK, but whether you measure fame in terms of saturation or sheer numbers, it seems indisputable to me that more people know at least something about the new American president than anyone alive, at this point—or any—in the planet’s existence.

The First 100


We all know that President Barack Obama has assumed the presidency at a time when that pressure cooker of a job is even more so right now because of the worst recession since the Great Depression and two foreign wars. So Mad Magazine’s new Obama cover spoofs the notion of the president’s first 100 days but accelerates it to his first “100 minutes.”

Thursday, January 22, 2009

What...You Tryin To Kick Knowledge?

With the recent election of President Obama to the White House, the DLR thinks it important to understand a few things about how the Presidency and the goverment works. Here is our first tidbit of knowledge.

What is the order of succession to the Presidency of the United States?

The Vice President (Biden)
Speaker of the House (Nancy Pelosi)
President pro tempore of the Senate (?)
Secretary of State (Hillary)
Secretary of the Treasury
Secretary of Defense
Attorney General
Secretary of the Interior
Secretary of Agriculture
Secretary of Commerce
Secretary of Labor
Secretary of Health and Human Services
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
Secretary of Transportation
Secretary of Energy
Secretary of Education
Secretary of Veterans Affairs
Secretary of Homeland Security

YOU BETTER GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME SUCKER!!!


President Barack Obama has taken the oath of office. Again. Chief Justice John "Idiot" Roberts delivered the oath to Obama on Wednesday night at the White House — a rare do-over. The surprise moment came in response to Tuesday's much-noticed stumble, when Roberts messed up the words of the oath, which prompted Obama to do so, too.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Just bought a Cadillac (THROW SOME D'S ON THAT B*TCH!)


What car other than a Cadillac would be more fitting for the First Black President? None...thats why President Obama rides around in what the Secret Service calls the "Beast".
Rumor has it that the new U.S. presidential limousine is sturdy enough to withstand a direct hit from an asteroid. Even if not, Barack Obama's fully customized Cadillac, which debuts on Inauguration Day, is still the place to be when disaster strikes. Specs weren't released, but experts say the limo's body probably sits on the chassis of a GM commercial truck and has a similarly hefty engine. "The Beast," as the Secret Service calls it, likely has heavy armor, five-inch-thick (12.7-centimeter-thick) bombproof glass, tough-as-nails tires, and a sealed interior that's invulnerable to chemical attack.
Click here to read more about the "Beast".
Suggested Playlist for the "Beast"
Outkast-Southernplayilisticadillacfunkymusic
Ludacris- Two Miles An Hour
Rich Boy-Throw Some D's
and of course "Throw Dem Bows" by Ludacris..."Cadillac grills, cadillac mills, check out the oil my cadillac spills, maddafact candy paint cadillac kills so check out the hos my cadillac fills."

Hit The Ground Running


Even before hitting the dance floor at 10 balls last night, President Barack Obama ordered military prosecutors in the Guantanamo war crimes tribunals to ask for a 120-day halt in all pending cases and a judge granted the request on Wednesday in the case against a young Canadian. He will also meet with many members of his staff today to start digging out of this whole Bush left us in. (Damn he look good sitting in the Oval office *no homo*)

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Today's Speech from Our New President




My fellow citizens:

I stand here today humbled by the task before us, grateful for the trust you have bestowed, mindful of the sacrifices borne by our ancestors. I thank President Bush for his service to our nation, as well as the generosity and cooperation he has shown throughout this transition.
Forty-four Americans have now taken the presidential oath. The words have been spoken during rising tides of prosperity and the still waters of peace. Yet, every so often the oath is taken amidst gathering clouds and raging storms. At these moments, America has carried on not simply because of the skill or vision of those in high office, but because we the people have remained faithful to the ideals of our forebears, and true to our founding documents.
So it has been. So it must be with this generation of Americans.

That we are in the midst of crisis is now well understood. Our nation is at war, against a far-reaching network of violence and hatred. Our economy is badly weakened, a consequence of greed and irresponsibility on the part of some, but also our collective failure to make hard choices and prepare the nation for a new age. Homes have been lost; jobs shed; businesses shuttered. Our health care is too costly; our schools fail too many; and each day brings further evidence that the ways we use energy strengthen our adversaries and threaten our planet.
These are the indicators of crisis, subject to data and statistics. Less measurable but no less profound is a sapping of confidence across our land — a nagging fear that America's decline is inevitable, and that the next generation must lower its sights.

Today I say to you that the challenges we face are real. They are serious and they are many. They will not be met easily or in a short span of time. But know this, America — they will be met.
On this day, we gather because we have chosen hope over fear, unity of purpose over conflict and discord. On this day, we come to proclaim an end to the petty grievances and false promises, the recriminations and worn out dogmas, that for far too long have strangled our politics. We remain a young nation, but in the words of Scripture, the time has come to set aside childish things. The time has come to reaffirm our enduring spirit; to choose our better history; to carry forward that precious gift, that noble idea, passed on from generation to generation: the God-given promise that all are equal, all are free and all deserve a chance to pursue their full measure of happiness.

In reaffirming the greatness of our nation, we understand that greatness is never a given. It must be earned. Our journey has never been one of shortcuts or settling for less. It has not been the path for the faint-hearted — for those who prefer leisure over work, or seek only the pleasures of riches and fame. Rather, it has been the risk-takers, the doers, the makers of things — some celebrated but more often men and women obscure in their labor, who have carried us up the long, rugged path towards prosperity and freedom.

For us, they packed up their few worldly possessions and traveled across oceans in search of a new life. For us, they toiled in sweatshops and settled the West; endured the lash of the whip and plowed the hard earth. For us, they fought and died, in places like Concord and Gettysburg; Normandy and Khe Sahn. Time and again these men and women struggled and sacrificed and worked till their hands were raw so that we might live a better life. They saw America as bigger than the sum of our individual ambitions; greater than all the differences of birth or wealth or faction.

This is the journey we continue today. We remain the most prosperous, powerful nation on Earth. Our workers are no less productive than when this crisis began. Our minds are no less inventive, our goods and services no less needed than they were last week or last month or last year. Our capacity remains undiminished. But our time of standing pat, of protecting narrow interests and putting off unpleasant decisions — that time has surely passed. Starting today, we must pick ourselves up, dust ourselves off, and begin again the work of remaking America.
For everywhere we look, there is work to be done. The state of the economy calls for action, bold and swift, and we will act — not only to create new jobs, but to lay a new foundation for growth. We will build the roads and bridges, the electric grids and digital lines that feed our commerce and bind us together. We will restore science to its rightful place, and wield technology's wonders to raise health care's quality and lower its cost. We will harness the sun and the winds and the soil to fuel our cars and run our factories. And we will transform our schools and colleges and universities to meet the demands of a new age. All this we can do. All this we will do.

Now, there are some who question the scale of our ambitions — who suggest that our system cannot tolerate too many big plans. Their memories are short. For they have forgotten what this country has already done; what free men and women can achieve when imagination is joined to common purpose, and necessity to courage.

What the cynics fail to understand is that the ground has shifted beneath them — that the stale political arguments that have consumed us for so long no longer apply. The question we ask today is not whether our government is too big or too small, but whether it works — whether it helps families find jobs at a decent wage, care they can afford, a retirement that is dignified. Where the answer is yes, we intend to move forward. Where the answer is no, programs will end. Those of us who manage the public's dollars will be held to account — to spend wisely, reform bad habits, and do our business in the light of day — because only then can we restore the vital trust between a people and their government.

Nor is the question before us whether the market is a force for good or ill. Its power to generate wealth and expand freedom is unmatched, but this crisis has reminded us that without a watchful eye, the market can spin out of control — and that a nation cannot prosper long when it favors only the prosperous. The success of our economy has always depended not just on the size of our gross domestic product, but on the reach of our prosperity; on our ability to extend opportunity to every willing heart — not out of charity, but because it is the surest route to our common good.

As for our common defense, we reject as false the choice between our safety and our ideals. Our founding fathers ... our found fathers, faced with perils we can scarcely imagine, drafted a charter to assure the rule of law and the rights of man, a charter expanded by the blood of generations. Those ideals still light the world, and we will not give them up for expedience's sake. And so to all the other peoples and governments who are watching today, from the grandest capitals to the small village where my father was born: know that America is a friend of each nation and every man, woman, and child who seeks a future of peace and dignity, and that we are ready to lead once more.

Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.

We are the keepers of this legacy. Guided by these principles once more, we can meet those new threats that demand even greater effort — even greater cooperation and understanding between nations. We will begin to responsibly leave Iraq to its people, and forge a hard-earned peace in Afghanistan. With old friends and former foes, we will work tirelessly to lessen the nuclear threat, and roll back the specter of a warming planet. We will not apologize for our way of life, nor will we waver in its defense, and for those who seek to advance their aims by inducing terror and slaughtering innocents, we say to you now that our spirit is stronger and cannot be broken; you cannot outlast us, and we will defeat you.

For we know that our patchwork heritage is a strength, not a weakness. We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus — and non-believers. We are shaped by every language and culture, drawn from every end of this Earth; and because we have tasted the bitter swill of civil war and segregation, and emerged from that dark chapter stronger and more united, we cannot help but believe that the old hatreds shall someday pass; that the lines of tribe shall soon dissolve; that as the world grows smaller, our common humanity shall reveal itself; and that America must play its role in ushering in a new era of peace.

To the Muslim world, we seek a new way forward, based on mutual interest and mutual respect. To those leaders around the globe who seek to sow conflict, or blame their society's ills on the West — know that your people will judge you on what you can build, not what you destroy. To those who cling to power through corruption and deceit and the silencing of dissent, know that you are on the wrong side of history; but that we will extend a hand if you are willing to unclench your fist.

To the people of poor nations, we pledge to work alongside you to make your farms flourish and let clean waters flow; to nourish starved bodies and feed hungry minds. And to those nations like ours that enjoy relative plenty, we say we can no longer afford indifference to the suffering outside our borders; nor can we consume the world's resources without regard to effect. For the world has changed, and we must change with it.

As we consider the road that unfolds before us, we remember with humble gratitude those brave Americans who, at this very hour, patrol far-off deserts and distant mountains. They have something to tell us, just as the fallen heroes who lie in Arlington whisper through the ages. We honor them not only because they are guardians of our liberty, but because they embody the spirit of service; a willingness to find meaning in something greater than themselves. And yet, at this moment — a moment that will define a generation — it is precisely this spirit that must inhabit us all.

For as much as government can do and must do, it is ultimately the faith and determination of the American people upon which this nation relies. It is the kindness to take in a stranger when the levees break, the selflessness of workers who would rather cut their hours than see a friend lose their job which sees us through our darkest hours. It is the firefighter's courage to storm a stairway filled with smoke, but also a parent's willingness to nurture a child, that finally decides our fate.

Our challenges may be new. The instruments with which we meet them may be new. But those values upon which our success depends — hard work and honesty, courage and fair play, tolerance and curiosity, loyalty and patriotism — these things are old. These things are true. They have been the quiet force of progress throughout our history. What is demanded then is a return to these truths. What is required of us now is a new era of responsibility — a recognition, on the part of every American, that we have duties to ourselves, our nation, and the world, duties that we do not grudgingly accept but rather seize gladly, firm in the knowledge that there is nothing so satisfying to the spirit, so defining of our character, than giving our all to a difficult task. This is the price and the promise of citizenship. This is the source of our confidence — the knowledge that God calls on us to shape an uncertain destiny.
This is the meaning of our liberty and our creed — why men and women and children of every race and every faith can join in celebration across this magnificent Mall, and why a man whose father less than sixty years ago might not have been served at a local restaurant can now stand before you to take a most sacred oath.

So let us mark this day with remembrance, of who we are and how far we have traveled. In the year of America's birth, in the coldest of months, a small band of patriots huddled by dying campfires on the shores of an icy river. The capital was abandoned. The enemy was advancing. The snow was stained with blood. At a moment when the outcome of our revolution was most in doubt, the father of our nation ordered these words be read to the people: "Let it be told to the future world ... that in the depth of winter, when nothing but hope and virtue could survive...that the city and the country, alarmed at one common danger, came forth to meet (it)."

America, in the face of our common dangers, in this winter of our hardship, let us remember these timeless words. With hope and virtue, let us brave once more the icy currents, and endure what storms may come. Let it be said by our children's children that when we were tested we refused to let this journey end, that we did not turn back nor did we falter; and with eyes fixed on the horizon and God's grace upon us, we carried forth that great gift of freedom and delivered it safely to future generations.

Thank you. God bless you. And God bless the United States of America.