As we rap up 2008, DLR would like to thank everyone for welcoming us onto your computer monitors this year. In 2009, DLR will continue to provide quality content with our take on how we see things. So without further adieu, I present the 2008 DLR Awards!Person of the Year-Barack Obama
(First Black President...enough said...*YES WE CAN*)
Artist of the Year-Lil Wayne
(His presence in the music scene was undeniable and he sold a milli in a week)
Song of the Year-My President Is Black by Young Jeezy feat. Nas
(The title speaks for itself)
Athletes of the Year-Michael Phelps & Usain Bolt
(8 gold medals & the fastest man in the world)
Team of the Year-NY Giants
(They shocked the undefeated Patriots to win the Superbowl as a wild card team)
Entro Po Nukka of the Year-Jay Z
(Signed a deal with Livenation for $150, married Beyonce and had a successful tour with Mary J. Blige)
Dis Bama Here of the Year-Plaxico Burress , DMX & Blagojevich
(Plax shot himself in the leg inside a nightclub after winning the Superbowl and signing like a $20 million contract; DMX was arrested about 8 times; Blagojevich tried to sell Obama's Senate seat when he knew his phones were tapped)
Movies of the Year-Iron Man & Role Models
TV Shows of the Year-Chocolate News & The Wire (Honorable mention-American Gangsta)
(David Alan Grier final gets his show to shine; The Wire was greatly underappreciated and will be sorely missed)
Come Up of the Year-Nick Cannon & Guy Ritchie
(Nick married Mariah Carey out of nowhere...she's worth like $300 milli; Guy Ritchie settled his divorce with Madonna for between $76 and $92 milli...good lawd!)
DMV Artist of the Year-Wale
(Signed to Interscope and That Nike Boots video is on point)
Go-Go Band of the Year- Mambo Sauce
(Welcome to DC made noise on the Billboard charts)
Video Game of the Year- Gears of War & Grand Theft Auto 4
Shoes of the Year-Hand Stitched Jordans
(First Black President...enough said...*YES WE CAN*)
Artist of the Year-Lil Wayne
(His presence in the music scene was undeniable and he sold a milli in a week)
Song of the Year-My President Is Black by Young Jeezy feat. Nas
(The title speaks for itself)
Athletes of the Year-Michael Phelps & Usain Bolt
(8 gold medals & the fastest man in the world)
Team of the Year-NY Giants
(They shocked the undefeated Patriots to win the Superbowl as a wild card team)
Entro Po Nukka of the Year-Jay Z
(Signed a deal with Livenation for $150, married Beyonce and had a successful tour with Mary J. Blige)
Dis Bama Here of the Year-Plaxico Burress , DMX & Blagojevich
(Plax shot himself in the leg inside a nightclub after winning the Superbowl and signing like a $20 million contract; DMX was arrested about 8 times; Blagojevich tried to sell Obama's Senate seat when he knew his phones were tapped)
Movies of the Year-Iron Man & Role Models
TV Shows of the Year-Chocolate News & The Wire (Honorable mention-American Gangsta)
(David Alan Grier final gets his show to shine; The Wire was greatly underappreciated and will be sorely missed)
Come Up of the Year-Nick Cannon & Guy Ritchie
(Nick married Mariah Carey out of nowhere...she's worth like $300 milli; Guy Ritchie settled his divorce with Madonna for between $76 and $92 milli...good lawd!)
DMV Artist of the Year-Wale
(Signed to Interscope and That Nike Boots video is on point)
Go-Go Band of the Year- Mambo Sauce
(Welcome to DC made noise on the Billboard charts)
Video Game of the Year- Gears of War & Grand Theft Auto 4
Shoes of the Year-Hand Stitched Jordans
Fraud of the Year-Rick Ross
(You aint got to lie Craig)
(You aint got to lie Craig)
Knockout of the Year-Suge Knight
(You got knocked the f*ck out!)
Get Out of Jail Free Card of the Year-R.Kelly
(WTF you mean what age you consider a teenager?)
Biggest Losses of the Year-Bernie Mac, Tim Russert, Isaac Hayes, Gene Upshaw
GTFOH of the Year-George Bush & Sarah Palin
(Happy Trails bytches!!!)
(Happy Trails bytches!!!)
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3 comments:
good list
wack!!!
who says wack?
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