Top Ten List to Assist Congress with the Bailout

Saturday's estimated Powerball jackpot is $200 million. Can you say "I'm Rich Bitch" ala Chapelle Show...Maybe Obama and McCain will buy a few tickets get lucky and donate to the bailout....Good Luck and dont forget your boys in Dalockerroom.-from the desk of Luckrack

Top Ten List to Assist Congress with the Bailout

1. Powerball
2. Loan from Bill Gates
3. Church Collections
4. Sell Chicken Dinners
5. Hold a high stakes dice game with all the world Leaders with Ashy Larry as the representative for the US
6. Go-Go Live @ at the Verizon center, all proceeds go towards the bailout
7. Make Christmas a week long holiday
8. Raise Gas Prices
9. Legalize Weed
10. End the War!