In The Mouth!!!

Click here to check out Josh Smith lounge his nutz in Steve Nash's mouth. (No homo)

Pumpin My Music

Lil’ Wayne - Prom Queen (1st single off new album "Rebirth")
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Wale - Hear, Shoulders, Knees, & Toes
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Jim Jones - Na Na [Hot]
Dirty Version…. Shout To Splash…
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Keri Hilson Feat T.I. - Turn Me On
http://sharebee.com/f7380dcf
Flo-Rida Feat Chris Brown - Sweat
http://www.zshare.net/audio/5458140698bdb4c2/

Turkey Meat of the Week

Check out Aubrey formerly of Danity Kane in a pic from her Playboy shoot. Gotta pay those bills yall.

Darker The Berry, Sweeter The Juice Pic of the Week

15 Most Anticipated Albums of 2009

(No particular order)

• Kanye West
• Jay-Z
• Lil Wayne
• Keri Hilson
• Ciara
• Usher
• Jadakiss
• Big Boi and/or Andre 3000 (Outkast)
• Jim Jones
• 50 Cent
• Buster Rhymes
• Dr. Dre
• Eminem
• Fabolous
• Missy

Monday Morning Tailback

The Road to Wrestlemania Begins Tonight with the Royal Rumble

With just the Superbowl game next Sunday to play before we are all done with football again until August, we are going to need something to fill that entertainment void at least until April when the NBA playoff races heat up. A lot of the football fan population will turn their attention to wrestling for a few months, starting with the WWE's 2nd biggest Pay-Per-View of the year, the Royal Rumble. Here's a rundown of the card.

30-Man Royal Rumble Match23 Confirmed Participants include:

R-Truth, Carlito, The Brian Kendrick, Triple H, Big Show, Vladimir Kozlov, Shelton Benjamin, Undertaker, Randy Orton, Kofi Kingston, Rey Mysterio, The Miz, John Morrison, Cody Rhodes, Ted Dibiase, Santino Marella, Kane, CM Punk, Finlay Mark Henry, Chris Jericho
, The Great Khali and Chavo Guererro.

WWE Championship Match- Jeff Hardy (c) vs. Edge

World Heavyweight Championship Match- John Cena (c) vs. John "Bradshaw" Layfield

WWE Women's Championship Match- Beth Phoenix (c) vs. Melina

ECW Championship Match- Jack Swagger (c) vs. Matt Hardy

Intercontinental Championship Match:- CM Punk (c) vs. William Regal

Rick Ross - Mafia Music

Check out new music from Rick Ross. No hook....(tight beat by the Inkredibles)http://www.upzilla.net/getfile/4ca7a9790d042aacfc59abf8ff28faaf

http://sharebee.com/0d4e2ec8

Shooting Stars

The starting rosters for the 2009 NBA All-Star game was announced yesterday. The starters for the East are Allen (I shouldnt be starting) Iverson, Dwayne (STD) Wade, Lebron James, Kevin Garnett and Dwight (The Beast) Howard. Howard got a record setting 3 million votes. The starters for the East include Kobe (whitegirl plugger) Bryant, Chris Paul, Amare Stoudemire, Tim Duncan and Yao Ming. The pic is the jerseys each team will be wearing. The All-Star game will be held in Phoenix this year...lets hope Pacman Jones doesnt make the trip...somebody might get shot. (still smdh @ throwing up $80k to make it rain)

Kanye Vutton

Check out the new Kanye West Louis Vutton shoes...they come in black too...Not sure how much they cost but they Louies so I'm sure they not cheap...What you think? Would you cop a pair?

Rick James: I wish I had more hands, so I could give those shoes four thumbs down!

Air Obamas

Well, Nike didn't want the public to go without, but they are available on a very limited basis. NikeBlog.com has the details of the limited availability of the new Air Jordan Pure Pressure, Inauguration Edition shoes.

According to NikeBlog.com and FootlockerUnlocked.com,

January 20th was obviously a pretty historic day in US history, as we inaugurated our first black president. As an on-court tribute that same day, Joe Johnson and Mike Bibby each wore special Air Jordan Pure Pressure PE's which included stars and stripes, red, white and blue and the date of the inauguration on the tongue tag. The shoes recently dropped in a limited public release at all three House of Hoops locations. I've heard they may already be sold out in most sizes, in which case OSneaker.com has them for $230.

Um...Baracks my man but $230...NEGRO PLEASE!!! We in a recession.

Weekend Wifey

Dis (Racist) Bamma Here!

Conservative commentator and reputed drug addict Rush Limbaugh said Wednesday that the nation was cowed into voting for Barack Obama for fear they’d be called “racists,” and he said he’d like nothing better than for America’s new president to “fail.” WTF?!!!As Obama basks in showers of well wishes from the American public, Limbaugh, and FOX News host Sean Hannity could not conceal their anger over the nation’s choice of leader. Even prominent Republicans, “have laid down,” Limbaugh said. “They’re drinking the Kool- Aid, too. They have no guts to stand up for what their beliefs are because they’re afraid of criticism; they’re afraid of being called racists; they’re afraid of not having gotten with the program. So I shamelessly say, no, I want him to fail. …[W]hy would I want socialism to succeed?” Hey Rush...GTFOH!!! I guess you didnt hear Jay-Z's lyrics to "My President is Black" DC mix...

"My President is black in fact he's half white

so even in a racist mind he's half right

so if you got a racist mind youll be aight

my President is black but his house is all white

Rosa Parks sat so Martin Luther could walk,

Martin Luther walked so Barack Obama could run

Barack Obama ran so all the children could fly

I'ma spread my wings you can meet me in the sky"

Jackie Oh

Miami raptress Jackie O graces the cover of the new Smooth magazine. She must be auditioning for DLR's Furniture of the Week pic.

Introducing the Barackberry

Despite security concerns, President Obama will continue to use a new enhanced blackberry. Presidential emails are considered to be public records, Gibbs said, and thus subject to disclosure after the president leaves office. Neither George W. Bush nor Bill Clinton used email during their presidencies.

DMV on the O'Reilly Factor

I'm sure most of you have seen the video of Jay-Z performing the remix to "My President is Black" in club Love Sunday night. And of course since the Republicans are out of office, Bill O'Reilly doesnt have much to talk about these days. So check out him and Dennis Miller discussing the words of Jay-Z and Young Jeezy. (I used to like Dennis Miller until now)

Furniture of the Week

The cuban beauty from Lil Wayne's Ms. Officer video shows us the advantages of having matching chairs. *damn she's talented*

DMV on MTV

MTV2 is having D.C. Week. Click here to check out interviews and performance clips from Chuck Brown, Wale, Tabi Bonney, Chucky Thompson and a few others helping to put DMV on the musical map. Could 2009 really be the year for the DMV? With Obama living on Penn. Ave. anything is possible.

Pumpin My Music

Sean Kingston Feat Lil Wayne - I’m At War (Prod by J.R. Rotem)
Download HERE
Ne-Yo - Sweaty (Prod by T-Pain)
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Mack Maine Feat Lil’ Wayne - AK-47
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Keri Hilson Feat T.I. - Turn Me On
http://sharebee.com/eaf17d89

Mack Maine Feat Lil Wayne - This Is Just A Mixtape
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Saigon - Pushin Buddons (Joe Budden Diss)
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Rich Boy Feat Kardinal Offishal - Drop
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R.Kelly Feat Akon - Making Me
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Bobby Valentino Feat Lil Wayne, Lil Kim & Yung Joc - Beep (Remix)
Download HERE
Lil Cease - Letter To B.I.G.
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Tyrese - Livin The Life (Like Whoa)
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Homewrecker of the Week

What...You Tryin To Kick Knowledge?

With the recent election of President Obama to the White House, the DLR thinks it important to understand a few things about how the Presidency and the goverment works. Here is our first tidbit of knowledge.

What is the order of succession to the Presidency of the United States?

The Vice President (Biden)
Speaker of the House (Nancy Pelosi)
President pro tempore of the Senate (?)
Secretary of State (Hillary)
Secretary of the Treasury
Secretary of Defense
Attorney General
Secretary of the Interior
Secretary of Agriculture
Secretary of Commerce
Secretary of Labor
Secretary of Health and Human Services
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
Secretary of Transportation
Secretary of Energy
Secretary of Education
Secretary of Veterans Affairs
Secretary of Homeland Security

Oscar Worthy

DMV's own Taraji P. Henson of Hustle and Flow fame has been nominated for an Oscar for her performance in the movie "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”. In honor of here nomination, check out here performance of "Its Hard Out Here For A Pimp" in which she sang the hook. Click here for all the Oscar nominations.

YOU BETTER GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME SUCKER!!!

President Barack Obama has taken the oath of office. Again. Chief Justice John "Idiot" Roberts delivered the oath to Obama on Wednesday night at the White House — a rare do-over. The surprise moment came in response to Tuesday's much-noticed stumble, when Roberts messed up the words of the oath, which prompted Obama to do so, too.

Just bought a Cadillac (THROW SOME D'S ON THAT B*TCH!)

What car other than a Cadillac would be more fitting for the First Black President? None...thats why President Obama rides around in what the Secret Service calls the "Beast".

Rumor has it that the new U.S. presidential limousine is sturdy enough to withstand a direct hit from an asteroid. Even if not, Barack Obama's fully customized Cadillac, which debuts on Inauguration Day, is still the place to be when disaster strikes. Specs weren't released, but experts say the limo's body probably sits on the chassis of a GM commercial truck and has a similarly hefty engine. "The Beast," as the Secret Service calls it, likely has heavy armor, five-inch-thick (12.7-centimeter-thick) bombproof glass, tough-as-nails tires, and a sealed interior that's invulnerable to chemical attack.

Click here to read more about the "Beast".

Suggested Playlist for the "Beast"

Outkast-Southernplayilisticadillacfunkymusic

Ludacris- Two Miles An Hour

Rich Boy-Throw Some D's

and of course "Throw Dem Bows" by Ludacris..."Cadillac grills, cadillac mills, check out the oil my cadillac spills, maddafact candy paint cadillac kills so check out the hos my cadillac fills."

Butter Pecan Rican of the Week

Pumpin My Music

Gorilla Zoe Feat Lil Wayne & Jim Jones - Lost (Remix)
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Puff Daddy - Fuck Ya’ll N*ggaz (Unreleased LOX Diss) (Prod. Kanye West)
ghost-written by Shyne who wasn’t locked up back then. http://www.zshare.net/audio/544416816fc545c9/
T.I. Feat Keri Hilson - Turn Me On (2:07 Snippet)
http://sharebee.com/5d779b1e
Lil Wayne - My Name Is (Prod. Sean Ross)
http://www.zshare.net/audio/54442257148c2e60/
T.I. Feat Snoop Dogg & Wyclef Jean - Holla If You Hear Me

http://www.zshare.net/audio/54441908bc2bdba9/
Jay-Z - My President Is Black (DC Remix)
Download HERE

Notorious B.I.G Feat Jay-Z- Im The Realest To Run It
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Future Ex-Wife of the Week

GTFOH

Tears of joys almost came to my eyes yesterday at two separate occasions and it wasnt even when Obama was sworn in...it was when I saw Cheneys old azz in that wheelchair and when Bush's helicoptor flew the hell out of town. I threw my shoe at the tv screen in honor of the moment.

Dis Bama Here

Let it be known that Obama's first act as President was to correct Chief Justice John Roberts who managed somehow to f*ck up the 35-word oath of office, misplacing the word faithfully, as in "faithfully execute the office of President ..." Roberts then mangled it a second time, Obama raised an eyebrow, and Roberts moved on. WTF?!!!

Hit The Ground Running

Even before hitting the dance floor at 10 balls last night, President Barack Obama ordered military prosecutors in the Guantanamo war crimes tribunals to ask for a 120-day halt in all pending cases and a judge granted the request on Wednesday in the case against a young Canadian. He will also meet with many members of his staff today to start digging out of this whole Bush left us in. (Damn he look good sitting in the Oval office *no homo*)

Today's Speech from Our New President

My fellow citizens:

I stand here today humbled by the task before us, grateful for the trust you have bestowed, mindful of the sacrifices borne by our ancestors. I thank President Bush for his service to our nation, as well as the generosity and cooperation he has shown throughout this transition.
Forty-four Americans have now taken the presidential oath. The words have been spoken during rising tides of prosperity and the still waters of peace. Yet, every so often the oath is taken amidst gathering clouds and raging storms. At these moments, America has carried on not simply because of the skill or vision of those in high office, but because we the people have remained faithful to the ideals of our forebears, and true to our founding documents.
So it has been. So it must be with this generation of Americans.

That we are in the midst of crisis is now well understood. Our nation is at war, against a far-reaching network of violence and hatred. Our economy is badly weakened, a consequence of greed and irresponsibility on the part of some, but also our collective failure to make hard choices and prepare the nation for a new age. Homes have been lost; jobs shed; businesses shuttered. Our health care is too costly; our schools fail too many; and each day brings further evidence that the ways we use energy strengthen our adversaries and threaten our planet.
These are the indicators of crisis, subject to data and statistics. Less measurable but no less profound is a sapping of confidence across our land — a nagging fear that America's decline is inevitable, and that the next generation must lower its sights.

Today I say to you that the challenges we face are real. They are serious and they are many. They will not be met easily or in a short span of time. But know this, America — they will be met.
On this day, we gather because we have chosen hope over fear, unity of purpose over conflict and discord. On this day, we come to proclaim an end to the petty grievances and false promises, the recriminations and worn out dogmas, that for far too long have strangled our politics. We remain a young nation, but in the words of Scripture, the time has come to set aside childish things. The time has come to reaffirm our enduring spirit; to choose our better history; to carry forward that precious gift, that noble idea, passed on from generation to generation: the God-given promise that all are equal, all are free and all deserve a chance to pursue their full measure of happiness.

In reaffirming the greatness of our nation, we understand that greatness is never a given. It must be earned. Our journey has never been one of shortcuts or settling for less. It has not been the path for the faint-hearted — for those who prefer leisure over work, or seek only the pleasures of riches and fame. Rather, it has been the risk-takers, the doers, the makers of things — some celebrated but more often men and women obscure in their labor, who have carried us up the long, rugged path towards prosperity and freedom.

For us, they packed up their few worldly possessions and traveled across oceans in search of a new life. For us, they toiled in sweatshops and settled the West; endured the lash of the whip and plowed the hard earth. For us, they fought and died, in places like Concord and Gettysburg; Normandy and Khe Sahn. Time and again these men and women struggled and sacrificed and worked till their hands were raw so that we might live a better life. They saw America as bigger than the sum of our individual ambitions; greater than all the differences of birth or wealth or faction.

This is the journey we continue today. We remain the most prosperous, powerful nation on Earth. Our workers are no less productive than when this crisis began. Our minds are no less inventive, our goods and services no less needed than they were last week or last month or last year. Our capacity remains undiminished. But our time of standing pat, of protecting narrow interests and putting off unpleasant decisions — that time has surely passed. Starting today, we must pick ourselves up, dust ourselves off, and begin again the work of remaking America.

For everywhere we look, there is work to be done. The state of the economy calls for action, bold and swift, and we will act — not only to create new jobs, but to lay a new foundation for growth. We will build the roads and bridges, the electric grids and digital lines that feed our commerce and bind us together. We will restore science to its rightful place, and wield technology's wonders to raise health care's quality and lower its cost. We will harness the sun and the winds and the soil to fuel our cars and run our factories. And we will transform our schools and colleges and universities to meet the demands of a new age. All this we can do. All this we will do.

Now, there are some who question the scale of our ambitions — who suggest that our system cannot tolerate too many big plans. Their memories are short. For they have forgotten what this country has already done; what free men and women can achieve when imagination is joined to common purpose, and necessity to courage.

What the cynics fail to understand is that the ground has shifted beneath them — that the stale political arguments that have consumed us for so long no longer apply. The question we ask today is not whether our government is too big or too small, but whether it works — whether it helps families find jobs at a decent wage, care they can afford, a retirement that is dignified. Where the answer is yes, we intend to move forward. Where the answer is no, programs will end. Those of us who manage the public's dollars will be held to account — to spend wisely, reform bad habits, and do our business in the light of day — because only then can we restore the vital trust between a people and their government.

Nor is the question before us whether the market is a force for good or ill. Its power to generate wealth and expand freedom is unmatched, but this crisis has reminded us that without a watchful eye, the market can spin out of control — and that a nation cannot prosper long when it favors only the prosperous. The success of our economy has always depended not just on the size of our gross domestic product, but on the reach of our prosperity; on our ability to extend opportunity to every willing heart — not out of charity, but because it is the surest route to our common good.

As for our common defense, we reject as false the choice between our safety and our ideals. Our founding fathers ... our found fathers, faced with perils we can scarcely imagine, drafted a charter to assure the rule of law and the rights of man, a charter expanded by the blood of generations. Those ideals still light the world, and we will not give them up for expedience's sake. And so to all the other peoples and governments who are watching today, from the grandest capitals to the small village where my father was born: know that America is a friend of each nation and every man, woman, and child who seeks a future of peace and dignity, and that we are ready to lead once more.

Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.

We are the keepers of this legacy. Guided by these principles once more, we can meet those new threats that demand even greater effort — even greater cooperation and understanding between nations. We will begin to responsibly leave Iraq to its people, and forge a hard-earned peace in Afghanistan. With old friends and former foes, we will work tirelessly to lessen the nuclear threat, and roll back the specter of a warming planet. We will not apologize for our way of life, nor will we waver in its defense, and for those who seek to advance their aims by inducing terror and slaughtering innocents, we say to you now that our spirit is stronger and cannot be broken; you cannot outlast us, and we will defeat you.

For we know that our patchwork heritage is a strength, not a weakness. We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus — and non-believers. We are shaped by every language and culture, drawn from every end of this Earth; and because we have tasted the bitter swill of civil war and segregation, and emerged from that dark chapter stronger and more united, we cannot help but believe that the old hatreds shall someday pass; that the lines of tribe shall soon dissolve; that as the world grows smaller, our common humanity shall reveal itself; and that America must play its role in ushering in a new era of peace.

To the Muslim world, we seek a new way forward, based on mutual interest and mutual respect. To those leaders around the globe who seek to sow conflict, or blame their society's ills on the West — know that your people will judge you on what you can build, not what you destroy. To those who cling to power through corruption and deceit and the silencing of dissent, know that you are on the wrong side of history; but that we will extend a hand if you are willing to unclench your fist.

To the people of poor nations, we pledge to work alongside you to make your farms flourish and let clean waters flow; to nourish starved bodies and feed hungry minds. And to those nations like ours that enjoy relative plenty, we say we can no longer afford indifference to the suffering outside our borders; nor can we consume the world's resources without regard to effect. For the world has changed, and we must change with it.

As we consider the road that unfolds before us, we remember with humble gratitude those brave Americans who, at this very hour, patrol far-off deserts and distant mountains. They have something to tell us, just as the fallen heroes who lie in Arlington whisper through the ages. We honor them not only because they are guardians of our liberty, but because they embody the spirit of service; a willingness to find meaning in something greater than themselves. And yet, at this moment — a moment that will define a generation — it is precisely this spirit that must inhabit us all.

For as much as government can do and must do, it is ultimately the faith and determination of the American people upon which this nation relies. It is the kindness to take in a stranger when the levees break, the selflessness of workers who would rather cut their hours than see a friend lose their job which sees us through our darkest hours. It is the firefighter's courage to storm a stairway filled with smoke, but also a parent's willingness to nurture a child, that finally decides our fate.

Our challenges may be new. The instruments with which we meet them may be new. But those values upon which our success depends — hard work and honesty, courage and fair play, tolerance and curiosity, loyalty and patriotism — these things are old. These things are true. They have been the quiet force of progress throughout our history. What is demanded then is a return to these truths. What is required of us now is a new era of responsibility — a recognition, on the part of every American, that we have duties to ourselves, our nation, and the world, duties that we do not grudgingly accept but rather seize gladly, firm in the knowledge that there is nothing so satisfying to the spirit, so defining of our character, than giving our all to a difficult task. This is the price and the promise of citizenship. This is the source of our confidence — the knowledge that God calls on us to shape an uncertain destiny.

This is the meaning of our liberty and our creed — why men and women and children of every race and every faith can join in celebration across this magnificent Mall, and why a man whose father less than sixty years ago might not have been served at a local restaurant can now stand before you to take a most sacred oath.

So let us mark this day with remembrance, of who we are and how far we have traveled. In the year of America's birth, in the coldest of months, a small band of patriots huddled by dying campfires on the shores of an icy river. The capital was abandoned. The enemy was advancing. The snow was stained with blood. At a moment when the outcome of our revolution was most in doubt, the father of our nation ordered these words be read to the people: "Let it be told to the future world ... that in the depth of winter, when nothing but hope and virtue could survive...that the city and the country, alarmed at one common danger, came forth to meet (it)."

America, in the face of our common dangers, in this winter of our hardship, let us remember these timeless words. With hope and virtue, let us brave once more the icy currents, and endure what storms may come. Let it be said by our children's children that when we were tested we refused to let this journey end, that we did not turn back nor did we falter; and with eyes fixed on the horizon and God's grace upon us, we carried forth that great gift of freedom and delivered it safely to future generations.

Thank you. God bless you. And God bless the United States of America.

HOVA!! HOVA!!! HOVA!!!!

Last night @ Warner Theater in Washington, D.C., the Jigga-Man & Young Jeezy turned the show out. Outside of the use of the N-word about 2000 times this show was one to remember. And when Hova and Jeezy hit MY PRESIDENT IZ BLACK!!!.. The crowd lost it, I thought the roof was about to come crashing in. "My President Iz Black" 2009 Song of the year.

AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL!!