Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Hulk Hogan Understands OJ

Hulk Hogan told Rolling Stone that he could kill like O.J. The Hulkster is salty the way his wife Linda dumped him, forced him out of his $18 million mansion, allegedly started spending his money at the rate of $40,000 a month and dating "some shaggy-haired pool boy 30 years her junior," Rolling Stone reports. "I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat," he told the magazine. "You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it." He and Linda are battling it out in a Florida divorce court, where Linda's attorney claims she's entitled to use the car and that Hogan's claims against her are merely an attempt to control her love life.

In the immortal words of Chris Rock: "I'm not saying he should have killed her, but I understand."
In related news, Mel Gibson's wife has filed for divorce and she may get half of his $1 billion fortune. Looks like it will be alot of sympathy for OJ this year.

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