AND THE MEN STAND UP AND SING... FREE AT LAST

According to the docs, Norma doesn’t get a piece of any of Tyrese’s possessions — not his production company, not his cars, not his house … nothing. AND THE MEN SING. HIP HIP...

The prenup does state that Norma would get a lump sum of $50,000 for every year they were married — maxed out at 10 years. The couple was only married 10 months. AND THE MEN SING... HIP HIP!!!!!!

How’s this for brutal? The prenup says that if either side files for separation or divorce, Norma has to move out of the house within 60 days — or else Tyrese can get a court order to make her move out. WHAT DOES THE MEN SAY... HIP HIP!!!!!

Norma’s from Great Britain, and word is her mother is very upset because she basically moved here to be with Tyrese. She supposedly has no friends or family here. AND THE MEN SAY... AWWWWW.. SIKE HIP HIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE SAID, SHE SAID,, BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!

Mess with my name will you... LOL.. Dwyane Wade sued his estranged wife and two of her lawyers Wednesday over accusations the Miami Heat star contracted a sexually transmitted disease through an extramarital affair. In the lawsuit, a copy of which was obtained by The Associated Press, Wade is seeking at least $50,000 in damages from each defendant. Siohvaughn Wade said last month the player infected her with an unspecified disease in 2007. Weeks later, she withdrew the claim from the court hearing the divorce case for unknown reasons. That wasn’t enough to satisfy the 2006 NBA finals MVP, who said her allegations not only defamed him, but caused “embarrassment” and “humiliation” along with damaging future earning potential. “It has been difficult….. to see false allegations, rumors and gossip repeatedly discussed in public about my personal life,” Dwyane Wade said in a statement ,“I had no other choice but to file this action in order to clear my name.” Wade declined further comment. The All-Star guard also lists attorneys Michael Berger and Dorene Marcus as defendants, along with their firms, contending they wronged him in the same manner as his estranged wife. The suit was filed in Chicago, where the divorce proceedings have gone on for nearly a year. “Mr. Wade has been the victim of a reckless campaign by Siohvaughn Wade and her lawyers to publicly humiliate him and damage his reputation,” Joe Power, an attorney representing the Heat player, said in a statement. “To clear the public record from these false and malicious allegations, we have filed a defamation suit in court … and will seek appropriate compensation for damages.” Siohvaughn Wade’s claim made “by and through her attorneys, and disseminated by various print and online media throughout the world placed plaintiff Dwyane Wade in a false light,” according to the lawsuit.