Slim Goodie of the Week

Meet Chablee Peterson. Her measurements are 34-25-37. Her ethnicity is Black, Indian, French. She reminds me a lil of Keri Hilson in the last pic which is not a bad think at all.

New Transformers 2 Trailer Leak

This new trailer is supposed to be shown tomorrow when the new Wolverine movie is released but of course DLR has it for you now. Enjoy.

Two Miles An Hour So Everybody Sees You

Check out this Mercedes SLR McLaren Red Gold Dream with 500 rubies and 14k gold. The leather has been painted gold, while buttons are in either gold or ruby.The wheel centers have extravagant gold and ruby SLR logo reimagined in the style of a dollar sign. The estimated value is around $4.3 million. Only moguls apply.

100 Days With President Obama

The White House uploaded a whole slew of new photos to flickr detailing the first 100 days of Obama’s presidency. Images range from him holding court in official meetings to some leisure time putting golf or in this case watching the Super Bowl in 3-D with Michelle Obama and friends. Click here to see all 293 photos taken by photographer Pete Souza.

(DLR note: Is that the new Monica Lewinsky in the 3rd pic?)

Bumpin My Music

Lil' Wayne - Fix My Hat
Lil' Twist ft. Lil' Wayne - The Leak
R. Kelly ft. OJ Da Juiceman - Superman High
Electrik Red ft. Ludacris - We Fuck You (Remix) (Clean)
Red Cafe Feat Jadakiss, Rick Ross, Fabolous, OJ Da Juiceman, & Diddy - Hottest In The Hood (Remix)
http://usershare.net/6m7f5l67vc01.htm
Method Man & Redman Feat Ghostface & Raekwon - 4 Minutes To Lockdown
http://sharebee.com/1b298a72
Maxwell - Pretty Wings
http://sharebee.com/5ffc37f3
Ne-Yo - I Don’t Really Care (Prod. By Stargate)
http://sharebee.com/4d087fd3
Raekwon Feat The Game - Flashback Memories
http://usershare.net/5al6lj9jbdvb.htm
Raekwon - Gorilla Rap
http://usershare.net/fi66m3o872c5.htm
Raekwon - Resolution
http://usershare.net/danbdmwgom4i.htm
Lil Wayne Feat Chamillionaire - Star Time [BLEND]
http://uploading.com/files/92NE8M3H/Lil

Trap-A-Holics And DJ Drama - Trap Music 10 (Expect The Unexpected)
05. (00:01:35) T.I. & Chris Brown - Don’t Matter
07. (00:01:59) Lil Wayne - Brand New Money
08. (00:03:07) Plies & Young Buck - Fuck What They Talkin Bout
12. (00:03:36) Shawty Lo Rick Ross & Bun B - Dial 911
14. (00:00:40) Lil Wayne - Go
17. (00:03:55) Three 6 Mafia Ft Juvenile - That’ll Work(Produced By Alchemist)

Trap-A-Holics & Ludacris - Disturbing Tha Trap
01. Good Relationships (Feat. Katt Williams, Snoop Dogg, & Nate Dogg)
02. Start All Over
03. People (Feat. DJ Drama)
04. Can’t Live
05. Don’t Love Her (Feat. Trae & Gucci Mane)
18. (00:03:28) Lil Wayne & Playaz Circle - Big Dog

Future Ex-Wife of the Week

Jasmin Leigh...wouldnt you love to leigh with her? (DLR note: I know that 2nd pic is borderline to post but just blame it on the alcohol)

The swine flu is coming, the swine flu is coming!

As noted in our post from yesterday, there are possible cases of the swine flu in the DMV area. Even though it seems like alot of hype here are some signs and tips they are saying to use to prevent this wild epidemic:

Symptoms:

• Difficulty breathing
• Pain in chest
• Sudden dizziness
• Severe vomiting
• Bluish grayish skin color
• Fever with a rash
• 100 degree or higher temp
• Sore throat

If you think you have it:

• Call the doctors
• Wash hands often
  
• Use sanitizers
• Cover your mouth (that means you nasty azz)
• Avoid touching noise and mouth areas
• Throw away all tissue
• STAY YOUR AZZ HOME
• Avoid contact with other people
  

2 Mo. County teens try to blow up school!

Two teens were arrested for attempted murder and arson in an apparent plan to blow up Springbrook High school and kill the principal and guidance counselor. Firefighters respond to an alarm from a fire set in the boys locker room on Tuesday. In the confusion the two boys tried to sneak away but was caught by a school official. Police then searched the home of the kids and found chemicals for bombs, a site plane of the school and notes about planning the attack.

WTF is going on with the youth of today? I don't remember the principal or guidance counselor ever doing anything that made me want to kill them and a bunch of other innocent kids. Man this shyt is crazy. The two youths Yonata Getachew age 18 and Anthony Torrence 17 will be charged as adults and will be in court today.

5 Secrets All Guys Keep From You

1. Any feelings we harbor for an ex are eclipsed by the love for our first Playboy.

2. We hear only the first half of what you say. It’s a medical condition.

3. There’s no correlation between how happy our sex life is and how much we use the Western grip in private.

4. Sex and the City was a hit with men, too, because we saw it as a wildlife doc on how women behave.

5. Hooters’ wings stop tasting good when we have a daughter. (sorta)

No Legs, No Arms, No Problem

First Amputee With No Arms or Leg "Kyle Maynard" In MMA Match



I don't know what to think about this...I just know I wouldn't lose.

WTF!!! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL...

Man Keyshia Cole has to be tremendously upset with how her mother is acting since she basically gave her back her life. This is the same woman who gave Keyshia up for adoption.. I just have to say thank you this isn't a "Mother like Daughter" type of thing. And for the life of me why is Frankie and Muffy so damn popular.. These have got to be some of the most ghetto azz women I have ever seen.. And I'm from S.E. DC.. i.e, Valley Green, can't get no worse than that and these two ladies take the damn cake.


Poor Keyshia.. And now there is a rumor of Keyshia being pregnant by Daniel "Boo-Bee' Gibson.. Will she ever get a chance to rest.

Furniture of the Week

Those are some nice legs...the ones on the chair aint bad either.

WE THRU TO ROUND 2

Sergei Fedorov scores with just under five minutes remaining to vault the Capitals to a 2-1 win over the Rangers in Game 7 at Verizon Center to finish off a comeback from a 3-1 deficit.. And we thought that the young guns was the answer but Alex Ovechkin, Mike Green, Alexander Semin and Nicklas Backstrom had to be rescued by the oldest player on the roster Sergei Fedorov.

T-Wayne>Obama...GTFOH

TIME Magazine has just released their famed TIME 100 Poll which lists the top 100 most influential people in the world based on voting by readers. Kobe, Weezy and T-Pain ranked higher than President Obama....wtf?

#9: Kobe Bryant
#12: Lil Wayne
#34: T-Pain
#37: Barack Obama

Not sure who voted in this poll but they shouldn't have inhaled. If I was Time magazine, I might not of published this bullshyt. Click here to check out the complete list.

HUMP DAY HONEY'S

ONCE

TWICE

THREE TIMES A LADY...

And I love you.. (In my Lionel Richie voice)

Those lovely lady lumps.... Happy Wednesday Ya'll

THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE BEST SERIES SO FAR

I'm not sure if you folks have been watching the NBA Playoffs this year. But there is a battle going on right now that has everything basketball has to offer such as; BLOOD, MISSING TEETH, BUSTED LIPS, and STITCHED UP EYES. And this is just on the Chicago Bulls side.. The Boston Celtics and Chicago Bulls have given us everything you can ask for. Last night Boston took control of the series with a 3-2 lead over the Chicago. And just for the heck of it, this series has given us three straight games of OVER-TIME action that has only been determined by 2 or 3 point.. WOW!!!!!!



You have to give the bulls credit also because they are giving the defending Champs all they can handle. Granted the Celtics have a lot of injuries that make me say how are they still winning. And for the life of me I can't understand why you would not Double Paul Pierce with only seconds to go in the game. The man has killed them twice in this series. Ray "Jesus Shuttlesworth" Allen has been up and down but has given the Celtics a spark in the forth quarter of each game to set the tone. Derrick Rose has been playing like the Rookie of the Year without question and with the help of Joakim Noah, Tyson Thomas, Brad Miller and Ben Gordon, hell Boston barely has it's head above water.

I'll just say that game 6 is a must see Thursday on TNT..

DLR'S GRADE ON THE FIRST 100

DLR would like to take some time and say thanks to President Barack H. Obama, who has done an outstanding job under the circumstances. A lot of organizations/haters have tried to make a mockery out of the President and what he stands for, but everytime you turn on the news you can see individuals from all over the world still over joyed at the site cf true "CHANGE"..


So President Obama keep up the good work. DLR and it's readers support you 100%

P.S. Take the day of and "DO THE STINKY LEG.. DO THE STINY LEG... DO THE STINKY LEG!!!!!

P.S.S. Tell Michelle she can also "DO THE BOOTY DO"..

DLR loves ya man (no homo)..

End of an Era?

Throughout the past decade of the new millennium the Detroit Pistons and San Antonio Spurs were a sure bet to go to the NBA playoffs, make some noise and in 4 cases win the NBA titles. Back to the present we see the Pistons barely make the playoffs at #8 and then get swept by the Cavaliers. Last night the Spurs who have been down lost 4-1 to the Dallas Mavs at home. These teams have had a GREAT run but the question is are they done?

The Pistons had made to the playoffs 7 years in a row and 6 of those years they made it to the Eastern Conference Finals. They were a defensive minded team that everyone in the East feared and that swagger finally won them a trophy in 2004.
With the loss of key reserve players and of course age the Pistons made some moves to ignite the team even though they were still winning. The biggest move was trading Billups to get Allen Iverson (in his elder years). This move ended up hurting Detroit as Lebron and crew swept through the proud organization and Iverson didnt play one minute in the playoffs. So now the Pistons have an aging Wallace, Hamilton, bench players like Kwame Brown (LOL) and need to find out where its going this off season. On the bright side they will have $20 Mil in cap room from Iversons expiring contract.

The Spurs are arguably the best team of the last 10 years (besides the Lakers). They have won 3 titles (even won back to back years) this decade and a staple team in the Western playoffs...enough said about their accomplishments. Again we come to the present and we have Tim Duncan missing an open dunk last night, and the Spurs losing at home in the playoffs for the first time in 8 years. In game 3 Duncan actually ended the game with 4PTS and 2REB. Sure the Spurs big 3 can still do it, but at age 33 Duncan will start to slow down soon and he already has 2 bad knees. Manu is getting up in age but still solid. The only problem is that he keep getting hurt. No problems with Tony Parker but besides those 3 the team cannot maintain on a consistent level. The thing that could really hurt the Spurs is the fact that they are still pretty good and should make the playoffs but this will prevent them from getting a high draft pick to continue dominance in the future.

So again I ask is this the end of an era for 2 dominating teams, or will management and coaches be able to keep the teams in the running over the next couple of years? Whatever happens hats off for a great run in the 2000's.

Going Down Like Nino At The Carter

Clipse Associate Busted For Leading $10 Mil Drug Ring.
Anthony “Geezy” Gonzalez, a man with ties to rap group the Clipse, has been charged with running a $10 million drug ring, according to The Virginia-Pilot.

Gonzalez is believed to be the mastermind behind an illegal operation, allegedly selling close to a ton of marijuana and 100 pounds of cocaine out of his recently closed Virginia Beach night club Encore Lounge for the last six years. Known for its violent atmosphere, the business folded after racking up close to 100 incidents of violence, shootings, drug dealing and disorderly conduct.

In the U.S. District Court’s 82-count indictment, it reads that Gonzalez purchased the club for 80 pounds of marijuana and $40,000 in alleged drug money.
In addition to the drug charges, Gonzalez is being accused of laundering money through his management company, Soul Providers, a company listed as the Clipse’ booking agent on their MySpace page.

Along with Gonzalez, a police officer whose name is unavailable, as well as six others, were charged in the sprawling 60-page indictment. As of yesterday, authorities were still searching for Gonzalez. Four of the other suspects have already had hearings.

Source: XXLmag.com

Two Miles An Hour So Everybody Sees You

Check out this Ferrari’s 599 GTB Fiorano suped up on the XX program (which was responsible for cars like the Enzo FXX and the FXX Evoluzione). The 599XX power to 700 hp at 9,000 rpm, and uses carbon fiber wherever possible to bring the weight down while increasing aerodynamic downforce. Wonder if I can put one on layaway?

Turkey Meat of the Week

Meet Natali J...she loves it from the back and likes to be on top...now if she can cook and clean she can graduate to future ex wife of the week.

At #13 THE WASHINGTON REDSKINS SELECT

DE Brian Orakpo from the Uinversity of Texas...


I just hope he is as strong as those chains or the NFC East will run his azz right over. LOL..

Bumpin My Music

Chrisette Michele - Blame It On Me
http://usershare.net/z8y5lmc7uohn.htm
David Banner - No Denyin’ (Channel 3)(Prod. By 9th Wonder)
http://usershare.net/1o6w17oofwob.htm
Jadakiss - Hangover
http://usershare.net/znaxewtdxo0d.htm
Redman & Method Man - Dangerous MCs
http://usershare.net/npfmdge6b63w.htm
Rick Ross - Deeper Than Rap Lost Intro

http://usershare.net/jct8ditfylcd.htm
Lloyd Banks - Shut Your Bloodclot Mouth Freestyle
http://usershare.net/e9nh2qk6wyqh.htm
R.Kelly Feat Clyde Carson - Take It To The Hotel
http://usershare.net/svzn777g8lss.htm
Busta Rhymes Feat Lil’ Fame - The Game Room (Prod. By DJ Scratch)
http://usershare.net/8l3wtart19mw.htm
R.Kelly Feat OJ Da Juiceman - Superman High
http://usershare.net/5uwpdfpwjg00.htm
Trae & Jadakiss - Life

http://usershare.net/2fj99p3nxxib.htm

Lil Wayne Feat Gucci Mane - I Got That [Blend]
http://uploading.com/files/WDFBTM6N/Lil
Birdman Feat Jay Sean - Written On Her (Prod. By Oddz N Endz)
http://usershare.net/5f3la5np2vfr.htm
Electrik Red Feat Ludacris - We Fuck You (Remix)

http://usershare.net/3scpe9nc11tn.htm

Rick Ross - Everything You Want
http://usershare.net/12lbb6jmg83b.htm

What's The Real Reason Senator?

Veteran Republican Sen. Arlen Specter disclosed plans Tuesday to switch parties, a move intended to boost his chances of winning re-election next year that will also push Democrats closer to a 60-vote filibuster-resistant majority.

DLR was wondering why would he just up and change sides.. Well it turns out Sen. Specter had that answered also. "I now find my political philosophy more in line with Democrats than Republicans,"

And you didn't know this before the election. SMDH!!!! To me this is just a stunt to stay in office. Someone afraid of feeling the recession if he remains on the wrong side of the party.

A TERRIBLE MISTAKE...

Yesterday a replica of President Obama's plane "Air Force One" was seen flying over New York at a very low altitude with a fighter jet in pursue.


Turns out that The White House forgot to inform the residents of New York that they were just doing this to get a photo shot. A terrifyingly bizarre military photo shot.. WTF!!! Aren't we still at war with Iraq because of a two lowing flying planes that took out one of our most historic locations...THE WORLD TRADE CENTERS.

The scare sent office workers fleeing from their buildings fearing a new 9/11-type attack was about to happen all over again. When the reports first came out not even the White House had any indication of what was taking place and by the end of the day all they could do was say 'WE APOLOGIZE"...SMDH!!!!

TUESDAY'S HEAT..

Man is it time for the AC..

GAME 5 WHO WILL STAY ALIVE

Game 5's don't have the win-or-go-home luster of a Game 7, but make no mistake about it, they're nearly just as important.

Winning a Game 5 gives a team complete control as well as two opportunities to clinch the given series. The Celtics found that out more than anyone last season, having won three of their four Game 5's (all at home) during their championship run.

When the ball goes up at 7 p.m. tonight in the TD Banknorth Garden, Celtics fans will be hoping that trend carries over to this season's playoff run and helps Boston grab a 3-2 series lead over the Chicago Bulls

Check it out on TNT..