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Michael Vick To Become Peta Spokesman

This is not a joke. I repeat this is not a joke...however it is funny as hell.

According to AdAge.com, Michael Vick is in talks to become the new spokesman for PETA. The disgraced one-time NFL superstar serving prison time for funding an illegal dog-fighting ring is primed to do public-service ads for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals upon his release later this month. According to three people with knowledge of the matter, the proposed endorsement is part of a comprehensive PR scheme aimed at rehabilitating the quarterback's image and gaining him re-admission to the league that banned him from playing. Click here for the complete story.

Source: AdAge

What to watch in sports: Weekend Edition!!

Finally the weekend is here (damn I need a drink) and there will be plenty of sporting events to watch on the tube cuz it will be a rainy one. We have the Caps in the 2nd round of playoff action, the Bulls/Celtics series conclusion and start of the 2nd round, and we have some big time boxing going on as Ricky Hatton faces Manny Pacquiao. Check out whats on tap for the weekend baby!!!!

Friday, May 1
NBA-
Atlanta at Miami (espn@8pm) "Last game the Hawks smashed the Heat and Josh Smith attempted to do a "dunk contest" type of dunk in the last couple of minutes of the blowout. Even though he missed the dunk the Heat felt like they were showboating and vowed to get even. So I would defiantly stay tuned to this one."

MLB-
St Louis at Nationals (masn@7pm)

Saturday, May 2
NBA-
-Chicago at Boston (tnt@8pm) "Man this has been one of the best series I've seen in many years and only the first round. So game 7 could be one for the ages. Please tune in!"

NHL
-Pittsburgh at Washington (nbc@1pm) "Crosby vs Ovechkin...Its going to get ugly!"

MLB-
-St Louis at Washington (masn2@1pm)

Boxing-
Manny Pacquiao vs Ricky Hatton (ppv@9pm) "Oh yeah boxing fans, this may be one of the fights of the year. I may even pay for it!"

Sunday, May 3
MLB-
-St Louis at Washington (ch501:30pm)
-Boston at Tampa Bay (tbs@1:30pm) "Last season came down to these 2 teams."

NBA-
-Miami at Atlanta (TBD if need be)
-Dallas at Denver (abc@3:30pm) "Denver has been ballin since Billups arrived and Dallas hit there stride at the end. That equals a good series."

Bumpin My Music

DJ Drama Feat Ludacris, Willie The Kid, & Busta Rhymes - My People Will Be Heard http://usershare.net/w15fu98qva80.htm
Ludacris Feat Katt Williams, Snoop Dogg, & Nate Dogg - Good Relationships http://usershare.net/1wzp23li9cal.htm
Queen Latifah - Chains
http://usershare.net/extoriqkam48.htm
Smitty Feat T.I. - Mind On Money
http://usershare.net/zeht2tv9w9ug.htm
Talib Kweli & Hi-Tek - Back Again
http://usershare.net/4qaq2ux6ycrx.htm
Beyonce Feat Kanye West - Ego (Remix)
http://usershare.net/2qk7en2w6xgc.htm
Lyfe Jennings Feat Fabolous - Takin That
http://usershare.net/ldbh0j70075l.htm
Ciara Feat Gucci Mane - Feelin On My Azz
http://usershare.net/lp2fxdvrp7ce.htm
Clipse Feat Kanye West & Bun B - Kinda Like A Big Deal (Remix) http://usershare.net/z9dnbzuif8ru.htm
Drumma Boy Feat Rick Ross, Pastor Troy, & Lil’ Scrappy - Stop & Stare
http://usershare.net/k2zfz78l8cd3.htm
Sex (Remix)
http://usershare.net/jj4nd1zsx9z5.htm
Lil’ Wayne - Fix My Hat
http://usershare.net/ke12p1covxau.htm
Lloyd Banks - Flight School Freestyle
http://usershare.net/iz8f8gu3d9ro.htm
Lloyd Banks Feat Nipsey Hussle - Me & My Strap
http://usershare.net/afv4c3d2w65l.htm
Rick Ross - Takin Me Alive
http://usershare.net/18gicziaazme.htm
Shawnna Feat Lil’ Wayne & Jakk Frost - From The Front Door
http://usershare.net/oi4w1j6lyppd.htm

Also, check out the new video "Conglomerate" from Busta Rhymes feat. Lil Wayne and Jadakiss

Weekend Wifey

Meet Nyla...based on the first pic we see that she likes snakes...enough said.

YOU HONKEY!!! LMAO

Looks like the Cop...sorry Boss is going after the entire Aftermath label. Officer Ricky who has the #1 album this week has gone all out to call Eminem a "Honkey"... WTF!!! LMAO!!! How in the hell can Rick Ross talk about anybody. The man has be sliced all up by 50 Cent these last few weeks/months, with raps, videos of baby momma get dug all out. Another baby momma went shopping with 50 just to expose Ross for a fraud. Now the Real Rick Ross is getting ready to be released in a couple of day and I hear he may get involved into the rap world. WTF for I don't now maybe he want residuals on his name... LOL

All I can say is I told you people day 1 that Officer Ricky's album was hot and now it on top.. Boy DLR is always on point. (but I digress)...


Now Mr. Shady records is and will always be what he is and we can't do anything about that but Eminem has put out some good music from time to time. So I am a little confused as to why Rick Ross is going after Em and not 50...I guess when you can't beat a man you try to go after the weakest link but the only thing wrong with this is 50 is considered the weakest link in this group. And I think Rick Ross is scared as heck of 50 cent now. The dude wont even really address any of the personal attacks that 50 has been doing to him

Supreme Decision

President Obama has more on his plate than a fat kid at a buffet. He's now has to deal with selecting a Supreme Court Justice now that Justice Souter has stepped down. DLR would like to suggest Judge Joe Brown to the highest court in the land. Judge Joe was born in the DMV (DC to be exact) but moved to South Central where he grew up with the real Boyz N Tha Hood. Or what about Judge Mathis. He a certified OG where he made it cold in the "D". Both of these Judges would keep it real on the Supreme Court. Hell...how about Judge Hatchett as a choice too, Justice Milf rings a nice bell. So make sure you call your local congressman and suggest one of these "real" judges.

DLR sidenote: Check out this episode of Judge Joe with none other as "I'm Rick James Bytch".

IS THAT THE BALL IN THE GROCERY STORE

These photo's of Kim Kard-azz-hian reminds me of the Big Rack of Balls in the Grocery Store. Boy Reggie Bush has to be one happy mofo... He can just bounce the ball all over his room/house/gym/car... You get it. LOL.. Man-o-Man. I jsut have on question though who in the hell come out of the house dressed like this for the world to see.????

I WANT HALF EDDIE (in my Eddie Murphy voice)

One of hip-hops craziest couple is calling it quits. VIBE has confirmed that Nas and Kelis are headed for a divorce. “I can confirm that she has filed for divorce,” a spokesperson for Kelis told VIBE...

A Shot At Aubrey

Aubrey O'Day formerly of Danity Kane (and turkey meat of the week fame) will be replacing Tela Tequila in the MTV show "A Shot At Love". Looking at her pics from Playboy, I remember wanting to give her a shot of something but it wasnt love.

WE TOLD YOU FIRST

Last night was on of the best Playoffs series I've seen in a very long time. Trying to avoid elimination in Game 6, Chicago lived up to its name and played just like STUBBORN BULLS. Game 6 was so intense, so compelling and so exhausting that the crowd of 23,430 needed a post-victory IV transfusion just to get home from the United Center. I said it once and I will say it again this series has had everything you could possibly think of; FIGHTS, ELBOWS, STITCHES, FLAGRANT FOUL, TECHNICAL FOULS, BLOOD, SWEAT, AND TEARS. Everything you can think of has just about happened in the series.

Now there is even a rumor that the injured Kevin Garnett might attempt a Game 7 return. Boy if this isn't the icing on the cake for one of the best series ever I don't know what is. Ray Allen went off last night and practically put the team on his back. Allen made 18-of-32 shots, nine of them from the Land of Treys, which tied an all-time playoff record. "So far, it's one of the best series I've ever been a part of,'' said Allen. One of the best? I just want someone to show me a video of any other playoff game that can compare? Anyway, the best thing about this series is that there will be a Game 7. The worst thing? There won't be a Game 8.

And last but not least this game will be taking place on the same night as one of the most anticipated fights in a long time Manny Pacquiao & Ricky Hatton. I just hope you have TiVo.. For the fight that is.. LOL

Its on... "Sid the Kid" vs "Alexander the Great"

The NHL league officials are feeling pretty good as the hockey gods have smiled down upon them giving them a great 2nd round match up in the Washington Caps vs Pittsburgh Penguins. The reason this is so great is because 2 of the leagues super stars, Alex Ovechkin (DC) and Sid Crosby (Pit) will face each other in a 7 game battle. This is basically the Lebron and Kobe of the NHL going head to head. Another interesting factor is the fact that these 2 superstars HATE each other and look for any opportunity to take each other out. Hockey fans across the US will love it, but of course our folks from the DMV will be pulling for the Caps to bring a Championship to DC. So even if you don't go to the games or watch, make sure you read the papers or see the highlights on TV cuz this will be a great series!

Check out the schedule below:

Game 1: at Verizon Center
Saturday, 1 p.m. | NBC, CBC, RDS

Game 2: at Verizon Center
Monday, 7 p.m. | VERSUS, CBC, RDS

Game 3: at Mellon Arena
May 6, 7 p.m. | VERSUS, CBC, RDS

Game 4: at Mellon Arena
May 8, 7 p.m. | CSN, VERSUS, CBC, RDS

*Game 5: at Verizon Center
May 9, 7 p.m. | CSN, Versus, TSN, RDS

*Game 6: at Mellon Arena
May 11, TBD | CSN, VERSUS, CBC, RDS

*Game 7: at Verizon Center
May 13, 7 p.m. | CSN, VERSUS, CBC, RDS

Slim Goodie of the Week

Meet Chablee Peterson. Her measurements are 34-25-37. Her ethnicity is Black, Indian, French. She reminds me a lil of Keri Hilson in the last pic which is not a bad think at all.

New Transformers 2 Trailer Leak

This new trailer is supposed to be shown tomorrow when the new Wolverine movie is released but of course DLR has it for you now. Enjoy.

Two Miles An Hour So Everybody Sees You

Check out this Mercedes SLR McLaren Red Gold Dream with 500 rubies and 14k gold. The leather has been painted gold, while buttons are in either gold or ruby.The wheel centers have extravagant gold and ruby SLR logo reimagined in the style of a dollar sign. The estimated value is around $4.3 million. Only moguls apply.

100 Days With President Obama

The White House uploaded a whole slew of new photos to flickr detailing the first 100 days of Obama’s presidency. Images range from him holding court in official meetings to some leisure time putting golf or in this case watching the Super Bowl in 3-D with Michelle Obama and friends. Click here to see all 293 photos taken by photographer Pete Souza.

(DLR note: Is that the new Monica Lewinsky in the 3rd pic?)

Bumpin My Music

Lil' Wayne - Fix My Hat
Lil' Twist ft. Lil' Wayne - The Leak
R. Kelly ft. OJ Da Juiceman - Superman High
Electrik Red ft. Ludacris - We Fuck You (Remix) (Clean)
Red Cafe Feat Jadakiss, Rick Ross, Fabolous, OJ Da Juiceman, & Diddy - Hottest In The Hood (Remix)
http://usershare.net/6m7f5l67vc01.htm
Method Man & Redman Feat Ghostface & Raekwon - 4 Minutes To Lockdown
http://sharebee.com/1b298a72
Maxwell - Pretty Wings
http://sharebee.com/5ffc37f3
Ne-Yo - I Don’t Really Care (Prod. By Stargate)
http://sharebee.com/4d087fd3
Raekwon Feat The Game - Flashback Memories
http://usershare.net/5al6lj9jbdvb.htm
Raekwon - Gorilla Rap
http://usershare.net/fi66m3o872c5.htm
Raekwon - Resolution
http://usershare.net/danbdmwgom4i.htm
Lil Wayne Feat Chamillionaire - Star Time [BLEND]
http://uploading.com/files/92NE8M3H/Lil

Trap-A-Holics And DJ Drama - Trap Music 10 (Expect The Unexpected)
05. (00:01:35) T.I. & Chris Brown - Don’t Matter
07. (00:01:59) Lil Wayne - Brand New Money
08. (00:03:07) Plies & Young Buck - Fuck What They Talkin Bout
12. (00:03:36) Shawty Lo Rick Ross & Bun B - Dial 911
14. (00:00:40) Lil Wayne - Go
17. (00:03:55) Three 6 Mafia Ft Juvenile - That’ll Work(Produced By Alchemist)

Trap-A-Holics & Ludacris - Disturbing Tha Trap
01. Good Relationships (Feat. Katt Williams, Snoop Dogg, & Nate Dogg)
02. Start All Over
03. People (Feat. DJ Drama)
04. Can’t Live
05. Don’t Love Her (Feat. Trae & Gucci Mane)
18. (00:03:28) Lil Wayne & Playaz Circle - Big Dog

Future Ex-Wife of the Week

Jasmin Leigh...wouldnt you love to leigh with her? (DLR note: I know that 2nd pic is borderline to post but just blame it on the alcohol)

The swine flu is coming, the swine flu is coming!

As noted in our post from yesterday, there are possible cases of the swine flu in the DMV area. Even though it seems like alot of hype here are some signs and tips they are saying to use to prevent this wild epidemic:

Symptoms:

• Difficulty breathing
• Pain in chest
• Sudden dizziness
• Severe vomiting
• Bluish grayish skin color
• Fever with a rash
• 100 degree or higher temp
• Sore throat

If you think you have it:

• Call the doctors
• Wash hands often
  
• Use sanitizers
• Cover your mouth (that means you nasty azz)
• Avoid touching noise and mouth areas
• Throw away all tissue
• STAY YOUR AZZ HOME
• Avoid contact with other people
  

2 Mo. County teens try to blow up school!

Two teens were arrested for attempted murder and arson in an apparent plan to blow up Springbrook High school and kill the principal and guidance counselor. Firefighters respond to an alarm from a fire set in the boys locker room on Tuesday. In the confusion the two boys tried to sneak away but was caught by a school official. Police then searched the home of the kids and found chemicals for bombs, a site plane of the school and notes about planning the attack.

WTF is going on with the youth of today? I don't remember the principal or guidance counselor ever doing anything that made me want to kill them and a bunch of other innocent kids. Man this shyt is crazy. The two youths Yonata Getachew age 18 and Anthony Torrence 17 will be charged as adults and will be in court today.

5 Secrets All Guys Keep From You

1. Any feelings we harbor for an ex are eclipsed by the love for our first Playboy.

2. We hear only the first half of what you say. It’s a medical condition.

3. There’s no correlation between how happy our sex life is and how much we use the Western grip in private.

4. Sex and the City was a hit with men, too, because we saw it as a wildlife doc on how women behave.

5. Hooters’ wings stop tasting good when we have a daughter. (sorta)

No Legs, No Arms, No Problem

First Amputee With No Arms or Leg "Kyle Maynard" In MMA Match



I don't know what to think about this...I just know I wouldn't lose.

WTF!!! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL...

Man Keyshia Cole has to be tremendously upset with how her mother is acting since she basically gave her back her life. This is the same woman who gave Keyshia up for adoption.. I just have to say thank you this isn't a "Mother like Daughter" type of thing. And for the life of me why is Frankie and Muffy so damn popular.. These have got to be some of the most ghetto azz women I have ever seen.. And I'm from S.E. DC.. i.e, Valley Green, can't get no worse than that and these two ladies take the damn cake.


Poor Keyshia.. And now there is a rumor of Keyshia being pregnant by Daniel "Boo-Bee' Gibson.. Will she ever get a chance to rest.

Furniture of the Week

Those are some nice legs...the ones on the chair aint bad either.

WE THRU TO ROUND 2

Sergei Fedorov scores with just under five minutes remaining to vault the Capitals to a 2-1 win over the Rangers in Game 7 at Verizon Center to finish off a comeback from a 3-1 deficit.. And we thought that the young guns was the answer but Alex Ovechkin, Mike Green, Alexander Semin and Nicklas Backstrom had to be rescued by the oldest player on the roster Sergei Fedorov.

T-Wayne>Obama...GTFOH

TIME Magazine has just released their famed TIME 100 Poll which lists the top 100 most influential people in the world based on voting by readers. Kobe, Weezy and T-Pain ranked higher than President Obama....wtf?

#9: Kobe Bryant
#12: Lil Wayne
#34: T-Pain
#37: Barack Obama

Not sure who voted in this poll but they shouldn't have inhaled. If I was Time magazine, I might not of published this bullshyt. Click here to check out the complete list.

HUMP DAY HONEY'S

ONCE

TWICE

THREE TIMES A LADY...

And I love you.. (In my Lionel Richie voice)

Those lovely lady lumps.... Happy Wednesday Ya'll