Thursday, July 31, 2008

Is Houston's trade rocket grounded before lift off???

Sounds like things may not go as planned for the Houston Rockets and their trade for the clown, I mean Ron Artest (I'm so glad he's not coming to the Wizards!). There are already some "grumblings" between Artest and the Rocket's franchise player Yao Ming. See what Yao has to say about "Mr. Ghetto" coming to the team.

Manny Ramirez for Brett Favre??? HUH?


No, it's not really going down like that... but from the pic, it looks like Manny sure would like it too! LOL
Check out Yahoo's story about a possible Ramirez trade out of Boston.

"Damn Homey, You Used To Be The Man Homey"


Rumors are spreading that President Bush will let Marion Jones out of jail at the end of his term. Should he let her out or should he let her sit in jail like all the lying azz Olympic sprinters doped up on drugs? Check out the article from Newsweek and let us know what you think.

Exxon Mobil Sets Another Record

When I pull up to the gas station, the classic Ice Cube song "No Vaseline" instantly pops into my head. Check out this article on how ExxonMobil has set another record for profits of $11.7 billion. Somebody should post up at their next corporate event and just start sniping bamas until they get the message.

Huh!? Were Ryan Leaf and Drew Henson not available?



Yep, those are 2 former Dallas Cowgirl QB bums that were once hailed by idiot Cowgirl fans far and wide as the Quarterbacks to lead this crack cocaine-laden franchise back to the SuperBowl. While it seems these 2 have smartly given up on the far-fetched dream of even holding a clipboard in the NFL, there is one other former Cowboy loser trying to grasp that one last chance, Quincy Carter. Click here to read on about this schmuck in the Miami Dolphin camp.

Want some new kicks???


How about these? Check out the new Jordan AJF3's.... Get them from Eastbay.com


Be My Guest

Check out this article over at XXL about the Greatest Guest MC of All Time. I'm still undecided but I'm leaning toward Busta although Ludacris has been killing spots for a minute. Who do yall think wears the crown of greatest Guest MC?

Would You Take $20 Milli To Stay Retired?

Thats what Green Bay is asking Brett Favre to do. Thats like an $8 million dollar raise from the $12 milli he would receive to play. I'm sure he has enough money not to worry about the money if he really wants to play.

Future Ex-Wife Of The Week

Meet Stephanie Kyoko...Leave a comment on what you would rate her on a scale of 1-10.

Obama Camp Condemn Ludacris Song...

Somebody help me understand what the hell Luda was thinking.

Check out the article and lyrics here.

Lebron Time

Check out Lebron on the new cover of Time. They actually have like 4 different covers celebrating the upcoming Olympics. Looks like he has a Dallas Cowboy star on his headband.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Top 20 Albums of All Time? WTF?

Besides Stevie, Michael and Prince, I don't think I've heard many of these joints. I think its time for DLR to do its own Top 20 Albums of All Time.

"Can You Drive Stick?"

Here's a public service annoucement to the women out there. Check out this article on Bogxilla about the art of "driving stick."

Young Jeezy Feat. Jay-Z "Put On" Remix

Haven't checked it out yet but here you go. Tell me what you think about it.

Who's The Best????

Finals MVP Paul Pierce, who recently spent three days at a ball camp in Madrid, is making, ahem, news about what he said to a Spanish reporter. The money translation, via RedsArmy: "Q: Is Kobe really the best player in the world? Pierce: I don't think Kobe is the best player. I'm the best player. There's a line that separates having confidence and being conceited. I don't cross that line but I have a lot of confidence in myself." Surprisingly, Spurs fans seem more upset by this than actual Lakers fans. (Update: OK, Lakers Nation is pretty upset, too.)

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

PURE GREATNESS!!!


Redskins greats Darrell Green and Art Monk will be inducted to the HOF this Sat. Aug. 2. These 2 great players helped the Redskins attain 3 superbowl trophies in the 80' & 90's (5 titles overall). Be sure to tune in to this event and remember the Skins play the first preseason game of the year Sunday Aug.3 @8pm. So all you Redskins fan celebrate greatness as we welcome these 2 stars to the shrine. Remember when Darrell hurdled that dude from the Bears in the playoff game to score a td. (as tears form in my eyes).

PS
The Skins had 28,000 at a inter-squad scrimmage, we da best fans in the world baby!!!!!
PSS
Look at the cowgirls fall to the ground, what are they doing?

Dis lucky bamma here! WTF?!

Kwame Brown has got to be the luckiest dude on the planet! How is this guy, who hasn't done a damn thing in the league, still getting paid in the league??? WTF?! It must be nice to be 7 ft tall!! Check out the ESPN article about it.....

What would you do with 111 million dollars???






Well rumor has it that Gilbert Arenas is spending 1 million dollars on a pool in his back yard. This pool is supposed to have a man made mountain, grotto on the side of the pool, flat screens, and who the hell knows what else. Boy the freaky parties that will go down there. The pictures were supposedly taken by one of the construction workers. DAYUM THIS BAMA IS PAID!!!

Monday, July 28, 2008

If You Had To Guess What Beach Chris Brown And Rihanna Were At......

......would you think Ocean damn City???? I can't stand OC! Haven't been in at least 10yrs and hope to never go back. (thanks bossip)

(Can we get a close up of Ri :)

Things You Might (or might not) Want To Know About Colleges

Last year in parenthesis.

Tastiest campus food: Wheaton College in Illinois (2008: Virginia Tech, Blacksburg)
Best dorms: Loyola College in Maryland (2008: Smith College, Northampton, Mass.)
Most beautiful campus: Princeton University (2008: Sweet Briar College in Virginia)
Best career/job placement services: Northeastern University, Boston (2008: University of Texas at Austin)
Most conservative students: Texas A&M University, College Station (2008: Thomas Aquinas College in California)
Most liberal students: Occidental College, Los Angeles (2008: Warren Wilson College, Asheville, N.C.)
Most politically active students: American University, Washington, DC (2008: George Washington University, DC)
Top Party School: University of Florida, Gainesville (2008 West Virginia University in Morgantown)
Race/class relations friendliest: Pitzer College in California (Wesleyan College in Macon, Ga.)
Gay community most accepted: Emerson College, Boston (2008 Macalester College in St. Paul, Minn.)

Friday, July 25, 2008

The Ageless Wonder, Ray-Ray


When you talk future Hall of Famers in football, not too many names you can bring up before you get to perhaps the greatest middle linebacker ever to play the game, the Baltimore Ravens' Ray Lewis. Read this article to just get a small taste of what keeps this killer on the football field going as he enters his 13th NFL season.

You Big Dummy!



Now as not only a San Francisco 49er fan but also a Baltimore Raven fan, I have run into my fair share of idiot Cincinnati Bengals fans. Well, looks like their stupidity as rubbed into their QB, Carson Palmer. Click here to view about his quick rant on Ohio State University, and his quick backtrack the next day.

CALL THE STRETCHER

THE #1 PICK GOES DOWN.. LMAO!! Early but also great...

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL


THE COWBOYS SAID GOODBYE TO TERRY GLENN TODAY!!! NOW THEY CAN FOCUS ON THE NFC EAST... BRING ON THE SORRY REDSKINS!!!

CAN THEY DO IT???


Is this the team to do it? Can they go undefeated? I personally think they just might.



Thursday, July 24, 2008


Does It Get Any Better....

then sports AND women??? I don't think so! Check out Pop Crunch's 50 hottest women in sports article! Do you agree with #1??? Let DLR know what you think!

"Damn Homey, You Used To Be The Man Homey" (literally)

Poor Rick Loss...I Mean Ross. LMAO @ this ad I found (used loosely) over at Necole Bitchie.com. Bama should of just told the truth. He could just said that how I got my connects to become a big time drug dealer. But instead he looks like a wanksta!

On My Wishlist

Check out the new MacBook Touch. Have we officially entered into the Jetsons age? It supposed to be in stores in October. (Feel free to get me on for my birthday on the 10/22)

I See It Goes Both Ways! LOL

Just like her man gets booed, so does Jessica Simpson! LOL At her first country music concert, the audience wasn't to pleased with little Miss Daisy Duke! She did receive some applause but she was also BOOED by them as well! Maybe it was her song "You're My Sunday" dedicated to her man Tony Homo, I mean Romo, that did it! LOL

Dis Bama Here!!!

I know its only football cleats but why does Carlos Rogers have on some mello yello, french's mustard, lil yellow school bus, wizard of oz slippers. Hey Carlos, know how I know you gay? LMAO and SMDH! (I love football season!!!)

Fake Azz Dream Team Plays Friday Night

Team USA plays Friday night on ESPN at 8pm. Lebron James will be sitting out with an ankle injury. Them bamas better win the Gold in Beijing. If not, I suggest we suit up the original Dream Team. That maybe the greatest team ever assembled in the history of sports.

Dream Team > All Current NBA players combined

You Know I Got Soul

Check out the new video "Who's Gonna Save My Soul" by Gnarls Barkley. They have the best videos. Wish more artist would think out of the box. I love me some Cee-Lo (no homo)

Future Ex-Wife of The Week




Bria Miles is definitely repping for the "dark butts" as Yung Berg, Terd or whatever his name is references them.

"I Get Money, Money I Got"

Check out this article over at Kiplingers about investments that pay every month. What yall nukkas know about residual income?

The Mighty Mighty Cowboys

My beloved Dallas Cowboys start training camp tomorrow in California. HBO will be filming camp for a show to start in a few weeks. You have to love Americas Team. Nobody does it better. 19-0, 2009 NFL Super Bowl Champions (ok...they might go 18-1 but still win SB...thats my final offer)

Childress Play

Josh Childress of the Atlanta Hawks has decided to leave the NBA for Greece. Most players play overseas because they can't get into the NBA. He's leaving by choice for the money. He will make a guaranteed $20 million over 3 years after taxes. Thats more than he would make to stay in the NBA. Guess you gotta get it where you can get it. I ain't mad at him. Click here to read the complete article.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Dewalt Nail Gun






David Wiggins created this DeWalt M-16 Nail gun, It can drive a 6-D nail thru a 2 X 4 at 200 yards.The DeWalt rapid-fire nail M16 nail gun is a high-powered, cordless tool, just make sure you wearing safety goggles and Kevlar.


Some say it's a M-16, some say it's an AR-15.......either way.....I WANT ONE!!