Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Just bought a Cadillac (THROW SOME D'S ON THAT B*TCH!)


What car other than a Cadillac would be more fitting for the First Black President? None...thats why President Obama rides around in what the Secret Service calls the "Beast".
Rumor has it that the new U.S. presidential limousine is sturdy enough to withstand a direct hit from an asteroid. Even if not, Barack Obama's fully customized Cadillac, which debuts on Inauguration Day, is still the place to be when disaster strikes. Specs weren't released, but experts say the limo's body probably sits on the chassis of a GM commercial truck and has a similarly hefty engine. "The Beast," as the Secret Service calls it, likely has heavy armor, five-inch-thick (12.7-centimeter-thick) bombproof glass, tough-as-nails tires, and a sealed interior that's invulnerable to chemical attack.
Click here to read more about the "Beast".
Suggested Playlist for the "Beast"
Outkast-Southernplayilisticadillacfunkymusic
Ludacris- Two Miles An Hour
Rich Boy-Throw Some D's
and of course "Throw Dem Bows" by Ludacris..."Cadillac grills, cadillac mills, check out the oil my cadillac spills, maddafact candy paint cadillac kills so check out the hos my cadillac fills."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

The automobile is ghetto enough, to go along with your write up.

Anonymous said...

OBAMA, OBAMA, OBAMA!!! H8 ON DAT BYTCHNUKKA!!!